Orangeslice13, a blessing to those around him…..Again

My good Messianic Hebrew guy,

Wait… Scratch that.

Dumbass,
I don’t know what might be akimbo in your health, but you have my support and sincere wishes that it be nothing you cannot handle as aptly as eight day old potato salad. You also have my sympathetic impatience with the unhurried vagueness of your diagnosis. WTF! Know that it is not just the shared wish that Red not be bereft of her loving and supportive spouse. Like a handful here, I genuinely want you to be well, happy, and prosperous through a long life.
Your bona fide elder,
Rusty
 
True story:
I just told all my employees I quit.
There were questions. Some disbelief.
One even asked…..can you quit?
Another said we’re supposed to say that to you.
i was asked….what about the contracts? I sold those.

I’m now the most qualified handyman in the history of Chattanooga. Starting Monday.


It’s been a decent day.
 
True story:
I just told all my employees I quit.
There were questions. Some disbelief.
One even asked…..can you quit?
Another said we’re supposed to say that to you.
i was asked….what about the contracts? I sold those.

I’m now the most qualified handyman in the history of Chattanooga. Starting Monday.


It’s been a decent day.
Good for you. Step away, and enjoy.

— although I will miss the pictures of Fun Things of Things You Found.
 
True story:
I just told all my employees I quit.
There were questions. Some disbelief.
One even asked…..can you quit?
Another said we’re supposed to say that to you.
i was asked….what about the contracts? I sold those.

I’m now the most qualified handyman in the history of Chattanooga. Starting Monday.


It’s been a decent day.

How unqualified are the handymen in Chattanooga?
 
True story:
I just told all my employees I quit.
There were questions. Some disbelief.
One even asked…..can you quit?
Another said we’re supposed to say that to you.
i was asked….what about the contracts? I sold those.

I’m now the most qualified handyman in the history of Chattanooga. Starting Monday.


It’s been a decent day.
Blessings upon your chosen path, Slice.
 
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