Orangeslice13, a blessing to those around him…..Again

[superdave1984]

I had a woman do the exact same thing to me in a construction zone where the lane she was in ran out. She kept creeping towards my truck (I wasn’t going to let her in) until she was about 2 inches from my truck. I let her get in finally because I didn’t want to deal with the fender bender and honked my horn at her. She stuck her middle finger out the window and started cussing me out like I had done something wrong to her. The traffic was real slow and down to 2 lanes and when I would try to pass her she would move into the lane I moved into and drove real slow. When traffic opened up I got beside her and called her every name in the book and she got off at the next exit.

I would have let her hit me. Screw people like that. In many states it's against the law to try to merge at the last minute.

 

[Orangeslice13]

I would have let her hit me. Screw people like that. In many states it's against the law to try to merge at the last minute.

Yup. In my case he actually did hit me

 

[Orangeslice13]

@Freak

The filter still needs a little updating.
I typed “dip stick” and autocorrect switched to “dipsh!t” unedited

 

[Orangeslice13]

Bump before puppet raper does

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I don't bump threads out of spite. Only out of lulz.

 

[joevol33]

Where the heck is Slice?

 

[hmanvolfan]

On a roof somewhere

 

[Orangeslice13]

On a roof somewhere

Or the couch

 

[hmanvolfan]

Couch is on the roof

 

[Orangeslice13]

Couch is on the roof

Can be

 

[hmanvolfan]

Closer to the antenna, can get rid of the rabbit ears

 

[Orangeslice13]

Exactly

 

[joevol33]

Is there a treadmill on the roof?

 

[Orangeslice13]

Happy Saturnalia, you bunch of Pagans, from the island

 

[Orangeslice13]

 

[Orangeslice13]

 

[Aavoxx]

The best holiday.

 

[Orangeslice13]

It’s bad enough to not catch anything but when the locals start judging you for it......

 

[Orangeslice13]

I wear a size 13.
Dude has some big feet

 

[Behr]

Looks like a blue heron. They're cool.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Looks like a blue heron. They're cool.

He stayed with us The whole time we were down there.
At one point he was within 3 feet of me watching me fish.

 

[Orangeslice13]

 

[Orangeslice13]

He also wasn’t impressed with Zac’s fishing ability

 

[Tin Man]

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Caption: You're looking at my ass. Be respectful, or I'll kick yours across and down the street.

 

[Tin Man]

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Caption: You're hopeless fishermen. Feed me your live bait and go have a beer.