We have a flat wall-mount mailbox by the front door. If we got hit with that, I would have to put a cardboard box out there, and probably bake cookies for the letter carrier as well.
Okay, Slice, since you are Jew-ish thought I'd share these pics with you. My friend from Alabama (yes, you can have friends in Alabama) just got back from tour of the Holy Land. Beautiful places, beautiful people.