Old Zone Army Rise Up!

#276
#276
Yep sure can!
But do not under estimate my duties in this war, my title is Commander something something of the Infantry! And I take my duties very seriously!
 
#277
#277
ego said:
I haven't appreciated your attitude as of late. It used to be love/love, now it seems to be love/whateverthefkatfeelslikeatthattime.
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I was just picking so we could make up. We're like dolly and Kenny. I love ur dashing good looks n smile, u heart my big breadsticles and roller coasters
 
#278
#278
TinaMae said:
Yep sure can!
But do not under estimate my duties in this war, my title is Commander something something of the Infantry! And I take my duties very seriously!
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How can you take them seriously if you don't know what your title is?
 
#279
#279
TinaMae said:
Yep sure can!
But do not under estimate my duties in this war, my title is Commander something something of the Infantry! And I take my duties very seriously!
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I'll have to make a few phone calls, but your new official title is ego's personal assistant.

wildnkrazykat said:
I was just picking so we could make up. We're like dolly and Kenny. I love ur dashing good looks n smile, u heart my big breadsticles and roller coasters
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Not anymore. Go sing Dancing Queen with Tex, he knows all the words.
 
#288
#288
Commander Ego,

I hope this letter finds you in good spirits. During a recent recon mission Commander Samus came upon some vital information.

It appears the old Zoners have foolishly relegated their female posters, FD and Kat to mundane tasks such as cooking and cleaning, instead of utilizing their potential as leaders as we do in the New Zone. This leaves us an opening and it requires a male official who is fit, fertile, attractive and possess superior sexual prowess. According to a report from your secretaries, you sir posses those qualities.

We need you to seduce those two female members of the Old Zone, to full completion. We need you to probe and interrogate them deeply, fully and satisfyingly, so that they will moan, quiver and divulge sensitive information regarding where their food stocks are located. This information will be essential to our biological warfare efforts.

This mission will be strenuous, and will likely deprive you of large amounts of protein. I can understand if you choose not to accept this mission.

If you do accept report to the mess hall where you will be given extra rations of prime rib and beer. After that report to the armory where you will be given three rations of Franzia, and a cache of Barry White albums.

Please let me know post haste if you accept this mission.

Yours in Battle and Honor,

Nerd-Vol
 
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#289
#289
Nerd-Vol said:
Commander Ego,

I hope this letter finds you in good spirits. During a recent recon mission Commander Samus came upon some vital information.

It appears the old Zoners have foolishly relegated their female posters, FD and Kat to mundane tasks such as cooking and cleaning, instead of utilizing their potential as leaders as we do in the New Zone. This leaves us an opening and it requires a male official who is fit, fertile, attractive and possess superior sexual prowess. According to a report from your secretaries, you sir posses those qualities.

We need you two seduce those two female members of the Old Zone, to full completion. We need you to probe and interrogate them deeply, fully and satisfyingly, so that they will moan, quiver and divulge sensitive information regarding where their food stocks are located. This information will be essential to our biological warfare efforts.

This mission will be strenuous, and will likely deprive you of large amounts of protein. I can understand if you choose not to accept this mission.

If you do accept report to the mess hall where you will be given extra rations of prime rib and beer. After that report to the armory where you will be give three rations of Franzia, and a cache of Barry White albums.

Please let me know post haste if you accept this mission.

Yours in Battle and Honor,

Nerd-Vol
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dnr
 
#294
#294
I shall fulfill my obligation to the NZ, as requested by Nerd. Kat and fd....it's time.
 
#295
#295
Cliff notes:

Ego, go bang FD and Kat so we can get info about their food stocks and poison General Butt to Mouth (aTm).
 
#298
#298
General Thrasher!

Welcome back, we have recruited many valuable troops to our efforts. We are looking forward to your leadership as we continue our victory in this glorious war.
 
#299
#299
Nerd-Vol said:
Cliff notes:

Ego, go bang FD and Kat so we can get info about their food stocks and poison General Butt to Mouth (aTm).
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I refuse to take action against TX. If this tarnishes my reputation amongst the NZ, I shall take the punishment.
 
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