Ok here goes....

#51
#51
I'd punch Dave Hart in the face. Then, I'd designate dooley to Smokey's sh!t collector and make sure he did the job with his bare hands.
 
#52
#52
Vol Revolver said:
This is a winnable football game. Our D can play with anybody in the country. If we can get the ball to our play makers in space (pig, Josh smith, pearson, malone, north, Hurd and scott) and don't turn the ball over we can win this game. We just have to put it all together. The OL has to play well despite itself.
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Oops wrong thread
 
#53
#53
Can he be the guy who walks around picking up Smokey's ****? Then he could clean the stands afterwards. I think that would be more fitting.
 
#54
#54
themoodystwo said:
Your the coach of the Tennessee Vols, Dave Hart calls you to his office and says that they overlooked a clause in Derek Dooleys contract and that you have to give him a job for the rest of this season, Where do you put him?:)
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Repairing the turf! Good grief the turf team should be fired!

:thud:

Tennesseeduke
 
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#57
#57
Whatever you do keep him away from recruits, players and contracts.

Start up a fashion show: Orange Pants for the Bamboo Shower Guy!

But don't let him have Jerry Sandusky as a "special guest!"
 
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themoodystwo said:
Your the coach of the Tennessee Vols, Dave Hart calls you to his office and says that they overlooked a clause in Derek Dooleys contract and that you have to give him a job for the rest of this season, Where do you put him?:)
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Wow this is the best you can think of for a thread Wow
 
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#65
#65
Rommel Secretary to the Bamboo Gardens and Orange Dog Kennels. Duh...
 
#66
#66
Executive VP in charge of latrine maintenance.

"Derek, one of the big uglies dropped a giant load in the locker room john, stopping it up and causing flooding in the bathroom. Please grab a pick ax and shovel and go fix the problem. Don't be afraid to use bare hands."
 
#69
#69
Give him a closet office next to the bathroom and make him clean up crap all day, you know the crap he left behind!
 
#75
#75
themoodystwo said:
Your the coach of the Tennessee Vols, Dave Hart calls you to his office and says that they overlooked a clause in Derek Dooleys contract and that you have to give him a job for the rest of this season, Where do you put him?:)
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Shower manager. Or Orange Pants tailor.
 
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