Ok here goes....

[darkgable]

Puffer boy. (Porn reference)

 

[Shakinthefat]

Stadium wheelchair assistant.

 

[1972 Grad]

Easy. WR coach.

My guess is that if he is good enough to coach wide receivers for the Dallas Cowboys, then he would be good enough for a college team. Although most posters here think that he can't get out of the rain.

 

[rockytop114]

Your the coach of the Tennessee Vols, Dave Hart calls you to his office and says that they overlooked a clause in Derek Dooleys contract and that you have to give him a job for the rest of this season, Where do you put him?

Wr coach

 

[Spartacavolus]

Puffer boy. (Porn reference)

Fluffer. Puffer is prolly live action. Fluffer is presnap.

 

[roddo518]

Official Smokey's shat taster

 

[ManningBerry#1]

Your the coach of the Tennessee Vols, Dave Hart calls you to his office and says that they overlooked a clause in Derek Dooleys contract and that you have to give him a job for the rest of this season, Where do you put him?

I would have him teach you how to properly use *you're first lol

 

[volgrad1985]

Left Tackle........just so he could take a beating.

 

[austin_vol]

The linebackers tackling dumby

 

[checkerboards09]

Tackling dummy

Edit: ^ Beat me to it.

 

[jovi73]

Piss boy

 

[checkerboards09]

We could get him involved in the History department, WW2 reenactment producer.

 

[stuvol86]

Butch's foot prop.

 

[chattavol420]

Hair and make up coordinator... Freaking f@g

 

[DeepSpringsVol]

Team attorney.

 

[LA Vol]

Right tackle. Let him fix his mess.

Maybe he can bring his pal Sunseri along at left tackle.

 

[Brentwoodvolfan]

watering bamboo!!!!

 

[BigOrangeTrain]

I would make him the Neyland Stadium grime remover. He would have to clean Neyland with a toothbrush and Ajax.

 

[volger]

Bamboo coordinator

 

[tomq_123]

This is the worst thread ever.

 

[boxerpupsrcool]

Guardian of THE orange trousers

 

[Perkins_Hall]

Scanning tickets at gate 21

 

[appyvol]

WR coach. Most forget how good our wrs were in the DD era.

 

[livefaith]

Left Tackle........just so he could take a beating.

LT? No way.

QB and make each play a nice 5 step drop in the pocket to throw deep crosses, bombs, and deep outs.

 

[Vol Revolver]

This is a winnable football game. Our D can play with anybody in the country. If we can get the ball to our play makers in space (pig, Josh smith, pearson, malone, north, Hurd and scott) and don't turn the ball over we can win this game. We just have to put it all together. The OL has to play well despite itself.