Official Politics Forum Off Topic thread

[Grand Vol]

I'm about to dye my hair blue as a result of a lost bet.

No mullet though, right?

 

[apevol]

Ape makes me miss shoving stuff up my nose.

I doubt I could snort anything these days. Last time I tried it was sinus hell, lol.

 

[1972 Grad]

You'd be better off shoving a wet turd in your ear.

Since it sounds like you have tried and failed, eat more fiber.

 

[Obsessed]

I'm about to dye my hair blue as a result of a lost bet.

Blue? WTH man?

 

[Obsessed]

Since it sounds like you have tried and failed, eat more fiber.

We don't judge 72......

 

[1972 Grad]

I would need to be a bit more hands on with both the mammoth and the painted trollop in order to make a more informed decision..

 

[PKT_VOL]

They are far from cloning a Woolly Mammoth.

 

[1972 Grad]

We don't judge 72......

Where's Huff when we need him to discuss wet turds?

 

[DinkinFlicka]

Blue? WTH man?

I'm not terribly excited about it.

 

[Grand Vol]

They are far from cloning a Woolly Mammoth.

I'd take a clone of Brooklyn Decker.

Or three...

 

[Obsessed]

I'd take a clone of Brooklyn Decker.

Or three...

You would be dead in a hour....

 

[PKT_VOL]

I'd take a clone of Brooklyn Decker.

Or three...

Over Watson, Portman, or Alba?

 

[Obsessed]

Over Watson, Portman, or Alba?

Alba. Mmmmmmmmmm

 

[Biopsyman]

I'd take a clone of Brooklyn Decker.

Or three...

No Roddick quit tennis

 

[McDad]

I agree with you regarding your post about boobs. They're great.

 

[Obsessed]

I agree with you regarding your post about boobs. They're great.

Overrated....


Legs. That's where it's at!

 

[McDad]

Overrated....


Legs. That's where it's at!

Pffft.

Legs only function to keep the butt and boobs off the floor.

 

[Obsessed]

Pffft.

Legs only function to keep the butt and boobs off the floor.

I like the legs that go all the way up, and make an ass out of themselves.

Besides, I like them in the floor....

 

[Grand Vol]

Over Watson, Portman, or Alba?

I've still got four days of the week left.

 

[PKT_VOL]

I've still got four days of the week left.

Don't forget oriental holidays. There are some smoking Chinese and Korean tail out there too.

Too much white privilege up in here.

 

[McDad]

I like the legs that go all the way up, and make an ass out of themselves.

Besides, I like them in the floor....

After a vigorous session of affection, do you want to fall asleep on a soft set of legs? No. Ever motorboat a pair of kneecaps? No. Boobs are better.

 

[1972 Grad]

Don't forget oriental holidays. There are some smoking Chinese and Korean tail out there too.

Too much white privilege up in here.

Pictures of Chinese or Korean tail smoking? I would be afraid of it.

 

[Grand Vol]

Don't forget oriental holidays. There are some smoking Chinese and Korean tail out there too.

Too much white privilege up in here.

Fine...I'll take a clone of Tia Carrera in her prime which covers the Asian sphere. Natalie Portman is Jewish so I have the religious angle covered. Zoe Saldana will cover the black side of things. Brooklyn Decker to cover the all American blond and blue. Morena Baccarin for the Latin American influence. Jessica Alba for the mutt (she has like six different nationalities). Eva Mendez for the Hispanic spice.

Which group did I leave out so I don't risk offending anyone?

ETA: Dana Halabi to keep the peace in the Middle East.

 

[Obsessed]

Just for those concerned:

Lakota (my blue tick) is doing good. Surgery was a success. She's still crashed out.

 

[Grand Vol]

Just for those concerned:

Lakota (my blue tick) is doing good. Surgery was a success. She's still crashed out.

Awesome! Glad she didn't have a ruff time.