***Official Pick-up Line Thread***

[OptimusPrimerib]

ya took calc 2 at GT. still don't understand that gay s***

It's calc 1 but...nevermind like I said it's for the math-letes.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

girl, im so good i scream my own name

 

[RhodeIslandVol]

"f*** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"

Having a southern accent in a northern place rocks, by the way. They think you're charming and nice but you're really just another *******! It's like being French.
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[Big Orange Rock]

lol:

Have you ever had your belly button licked from the inside?

 

[Big Orange Rock]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

lol now thats too much

 

[BIG GUY]

do you have any rogers in you.if not would you like some.

 

[joeydupree]

Aye girl, you know I'm fresh meat...

 

[vollygirl]

Girl in bar: "Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'

Guy in bar, eyes now wide with interest: ''No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

Girl in bar: "Listen up, Buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean . . . it doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just love it.'

Guy in bar, eyes now wide with interest: ''No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"

hahahaha

 

[the.one.the.only]

"f*** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Gretchen?"

Having a southern accent in a northern place rocks, by the way. They think you're charming and nice but you're really just another *******! It's like being French.
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Really? I have some relatives up north. They all made fun of my accent when we visited them. It's ok tho I was just like well at least I dont sound like I have two corks in my nose when i talk

 

[OptimusPrimerib]

I wish I was DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes

 

[vol_in_ar]

How tall are you?

girl- 5 foot 6 inches

How would you like another nine

 

[banman360]

Im not Fred Flinstone but I can make your Bedrock

 

[BleedOrange247]

If you were a female squirrel and I was a male squirrel would you let me bust my nut in you?

 

[Vol Mania 21]

haha that was pretty good

 

[hmanvolfan]

if you were a female squirrel and i was a male squirrel would you let me bust my nut in you?

hey!!!!!

 

[BleedOrange247]

hey!!!!!

Hi!

 

[hmanvolfan]

Hi!

That squirrel could be somebody's daughter...

 

[BleedOrange247]

That squirrel could be somebody's daughter...

hehe. lets hope she is on the pill then.

 

[BleedOrange247]

Guy: Is your daddy a butcher?

Girl: No. Why?

Guy: Because it looks like he put two fine Christmas Hams down the back of your pants!

 

[volfreak630]

This party's not as rockin as the bedsprings could be!