***Official Pick-up Line Thread***

[dan4vols]

govols182: *snaps finger*
...girls come running...

....and then you awokelol:

 

[egotisticalmoron]

baby, take off your shoes so you can massage my feet.

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

To random girl in bar-Ill have eggs and bacon
Girl-what are you talking about
Me-im just letting you know what you will be cooking me for breakfast in the morning

 

[the.one.the.only]

If I flip a coin,what are my chances of getting head?

lol: Used that one before. Not as effective as you would think lol.

 

[govols182]

....and then you awokelol:

Meet me in the Punch in the Face thread ASAP

 

[Volingatorland]

For all the math-letes:

'I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.'

ZOMG! I had to write this one down! I literally fell out of my chair laughing.

 

[Volingatorland]

Hey girl, how about a seafood dinner and some sex?

*slap*

What? you don't like seafood?

 

[Volingatorland]

I credit my buddy Sean with this one:

"Girl, you're so hot I'd drink your pee just to see where it came from."

gross, I know, but it's funny

 

[rbroyles]

To a girl in a tight skirt: "Hey you in that sexy skirt, your looking so good it makes my eyeballs hurt."

 

[Volsguy12]

The word of the day is legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[Volsguy12]

Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.

 

[Volsguy12]

I'm the 6..Do you want to be the 9?

 

[GASOUTHERNVOL]

i got 5 minutes, why the hell not

 

[Volasaurus Rex]

i got 5 minutes, why the hell not

Friggin hilarious lol:

 

[RockyTopVol]

chavis - Did you fart?

Girl - No. Why?

chavis - Because you blew me away.


chavis - (To random girl) I may not be a Genie, but I can make all your dreams come true.



chavis - (To random girl) Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it, if I came home with you?


chavis - (To random girl) Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?


chavis - (To random girl) Help the homeless. Take me home with you.

 

[Volingatorland]

"I'm just a shy guy with a big D**k."

 

[OrangeEmpire]

Girl, I am going to put you on my christmas wish list!

 

[egotisticalmoron]

chavis: aye gurl, lulz.

girl:

 

[the.one.the.only]

For all the math-letes:

'I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.'

I don't get this. You want to lie where? I really hope you said this to some girl.

Anyways...

chavisut: Can I please be your slave tonight?

girl: wtf no loser!


chavisut(to another girl): Hi. You'll do.

*slap*

chavisut: Alllllright

 

[volger]

chavis: aye gurl, lulz.

girl:

Dont know why, but your stuff killz meh

 

[volger]

My penis has a question. You in the need of a deep dicking 2nite?

 

[Volingatorland]

I don't get this. You want to lie where? I really hope you said this to some girl.

Anyways...

chavisut: Can I please be your slave tonight?

girl: wtf no loser!


chavisut(to another girl): Hi. You'll do.

*slap*

chavisut: Alllllright

You see, a derivative is an equation that can be used to find the slope of a curve at any given.... you know what... take a calc class or 2 and you'll get it.

 

[volger]

My penis would like to ask you a question. You feel the need for a deep dicking 2nite?

 

[volger]

oops double post. I really meant it the 1st time.

 

[the.one.the.only]

You see, a derivative is an equation that can be used to find the slope of a curve at any given.... you know what... take a calc class or 2 and you'll get it.

ya took calc 2 at GT. still don't understand that gay s***