My husband came inside after mowing the big lawn. I figured he had a mind for a cool shower and a colder beer. Not necessarily in that order. Instead he stumbled into the room. Orange sweat oozing from his skin. Muttering almost indistinctly, "Volunteers, Volunteers, Tennessee Volunteers." All the while with just a hint of tears in his eyes. Not yet streaming down but close to it. Knew right away what the trouble was. Happens 'bout this time every summer. Preseason Vol fever! I got it too just not as bad as he did. Probably on account of being Arizona bred and Kiowa born. Every year I had to give up the bulk of my time nursing him back to health. Medication usually consisted of soothing words. Donning my skimpy orange and white dress. Sitting on his lap feeding him bite sized deer burgers and Leinenkugel's
[FONT="]Orange Shandy [/FONT]beer. This year was the worst yet. Even the tears welling in his eyes were orange. I knew this time he needed something beyond the usual. Now I love the Vols ever since he started dragging me to Neyland years ago. And I love my husband. But I've already sacrificed so much on account of his annual affliction. This time I had to use the money I'd saved. Some from fishing in his pockets on laundry day and some from my part time job. A darn good 5,660 bucks. Like I said, I love him and the Vols both but began to question the toll and toil of doing so.
This time I went beyond the usual to relieve his misery. Got a Hitachi 55" 1080p HD LED TV from Newegg for a mere $240. We already have three TVs. A 36" Sanyo he uses as a monitor. A 40" JVC I use for video-conferencing in the workroom. A 44" Samsung in the living room we use for regular watching. I put that one in the bedroom and replaced it with the new Hitachi. Then I got a Toshiba Tecra and VGA to HDMI converter to hook it to the old tech Samsung for KODI use as insurance, sort of. Finally linked the Hitachi to our ROKU 3 and a Chromecast dongle added just for good measure. OK, I didnt do all this tech stuff myself. I got good ole DIY Dorothy from three houses down to help. She wasn't a Vols fan, being a Montgomery, Alabama girl. But as we finished and tested everything including streaming an old Vols-Gator game. This caused me to start trembling and sneezing. Eight days later, DIY Dorothy called and asked me to drive her to her doctor. The doctor's diagnosis. . .she had Vol fever. It was then I decided the sacrifices I make for my husband's yearly infirmities were well worth it. We had Volized a Bama!
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