Official Make Fun of Florida Thread

[hunterab]

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[weezy potter]

Steve Spurrier, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
>>God
>> > was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a
>>faded little
>> > Gamecock sticker on the window.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "This is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very special, for not
>> > everyone gets a house like this up here."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Steve felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
>>the
>> > porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three
>>story
>> > mansion with an Orange and White checkerboard sidewalk, a 50-ft tall
>>flagpole and
>> > an enormous Vol flag. In every window there were pictures of Power T's
>>on
>> > the sides of white football helmets and an oil painting of Peyton
>>Manning over
>> > the fireplace.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Steve looked at God and said, "I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
>>have a
>> > question. When at Florida, I was rated high in all major newspapers,
>>my
>> > school won a national championship and I've even beaten the Volunteers
>>several
>> > times. Someday, I hope to be in the Hall of Fame."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > God asked, "So what is it you want to know, Steve?"
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Steve looked at God with great big crocodile tears welling up in his
>>eyes
>> > and said, "Well, why does Phil Fulmer get a better house than I?"
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > God smiled and said, "Steve, that's not Phil's house ... IT'S MINE!!"
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > GO VOLS!!

i told that joke like ten times this last weekend. killed everytime.

 

[G0V0LS33]

Great Joke!

 

[rowsdower]

The trailer and mullet jokes are particularly funny. You'd never think that TN suffers worse from such stereotypes.

There are some good ones though, not going to lie.

 

[johnnylongball]

Take a close look at this one.

 

[tripper]

Gatas in the House

 

[Mr. Two Bits]

Take a close look at this one.

:clap:

 

[pualsline]

 

[vol_fan89]

:rofl:

you edited it. the one you had before was funny as sh!t

 

[ClearwaterVol]

Hard to poke fun at the guy that's been kicking your ass for the last 4 years.

 

[lawgator1]

89-26.

 

[pualsline]

:rofl:

you edited it. the one you had before was funny as sh!t

here you go

 

[VOL RN]

where was that taken? Weinersville, i mean Gaysville...damnit one more try... Gainesville?

 

[JimmyHymen]

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[UTVOLSGURU]

 

[hatdiggitydog]

i hate florida :the_finger:

 

[Vol Mania 21]

thanx for this great thread

 

[rallen]

i hate florida :the_finger:

Was that dog a present from Vick?eace2:

 

[GoVols10]

I like this thread.

 

[KYVolFan]

The Tennessee Legislator in Emergency Session last night in Nashville, passed a bill in both houses that greatly benefits University of Florida graduates.. The bill reads:

Know all men by these presence, henceforth and hereafter, all documented graduates of University of Florida who have minimally earned a Baculaureate Degree at the aforementioned University will be duly honored, justly respected and properly allowed to take the G.E.D test in the Great State of Tennessee without prejudice.

This legislation will permit those University of Florida students successfully passing the G.E.D. test, to apply for admission as a 1st semester Freshman at the University of Tennessee inorder to permit them to continue the pursuit of an advanced education.

Signed at Nashville, TN this 29th day of July, 2009.

Willard Theophilusthistle

 

[bassvol]

Still love the term- floridiots.
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[bassvol]

Also the gradulation video is awesome everytime.
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