Steve Spurrier, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven,
>>God
>> > was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a
>>faded little
>> > Gamecock sticker on the window.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > "This is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very special, for not
>> > everyone gets a house like this up here."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Steve felt special indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up
>>the
>> > porch he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a three
>>story
>> > mansion with an Orange and White checkerboard sidewalk, a 50-ft tall
>>flagpole and
>> > an enormous Vol flag. In every window there were pictures of Power T's
>>on
>> > the sides of white football helmets and an oil painting of Peyton
>>Manning over
>> > the fireplace.
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Steve looked at God and said, "I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
>>have a
>> > question. When at Florida, I was rated high in all major newspapers,
>>my
>> > school won a national championship and I've even beaten the Volunteers
>>several
>> > times. Someday, I hope to be in the Hall of Fame."
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > God asked, "So what is it you want to know, Steve?"
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > Steve looked at God with great big crocodile tears welling up in his
>>eyes
>> > and said, "Well, why does Phil Fulmer get a better house than I?"
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > God smiled and said, "Steve, that's not Phil's house ... IT'S MINE!!"
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > GO VOLS!!