The Grude News, evening edition. For those just tuning in.
I will start the update with an apology. It was my idea to bring LG here. Typically, he gives some good banter back and forth and is reasonable outside the PF realm. I would have imagined he would have seen the fun nature of this thread and joined in. But I didn't realize he had a thorny locust branch stuck up his backside and was going to go into straight a-hole mode today. For that, I do apologize to the readers and followers.
And on another serious note.
PLEASE KEEP FAMILY OUT OF POSTS! We all agree Jones needs to move on, but family really needs to be off limits. Let's place our anger in the right spot and
NOT directed at those that cannot influence the games on the field.
What did we learn today?
Faceless thinks Baker Mayfield and Matthew McConaughey are hot.
Likely most of the VN Ladies are in agreement on the second part of that statement even if he does cheer for the way wrong orange. This isn't necessarily important to a coaching search...maybe. Figured the ladies of VN needed a shout out even though he is a classless actor that cheers for Texas.
No gratuitous Matthew McConaughey pics though. That would be weird. Well, weird for me Googling such things. Someone else can do that.
Gifs just keep giving. This thread is certainly a 56K and mobile nightmare. Who am I kidding, it's an NSA server's worst nightmare. Especially after LG stopped by. Not only was he added to the list, but had more GTFO pics than I've ever seen. Bravo, folks. He deserved it.
Apparently Swain might know a little more than he's letting on. I'd say we need to let things develop along those lines.
Reddit was blowing up with the idea that Jones is out after Saturday. This kind of dovetails with DocVol's news from earlier today. It could be someone from Reddit was reading over here. I'd trust in our own sources prior to them. No offense to Reddit.
We're still on the sunny side of "SOON!" though it seems like a lot of information wasn't out there today. Our normal sources haven't said much since the noon update (all times are Central for those wondering) but no cause for alarm at this point. Silence is good.
In other news, Freak's new yacht sank today due to "excessive alcohol tonnage." Ape vows to "drink it back to the surface."
Well, that wraps up today's events. I'll see you fine folks first thing in the morning.
From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol. GFY, Tuscaloosa.