Official Jon Gruden Thread XVII

[Dallasbowlin]

I don't have a twitter but I'll get on my girl and message the man himself.

You have to have sex to tweet?

 

['Boro-vol]

Butch can't do anything right...

Lol...whatta vag'.

 

[IN Jed]

No but they will be playing in the Hall of Fame game each year.

I expect future Vols teams to be so dominate they square off with the Super Bowl champ in mid-February to truly determine the World Champ.

 

[FacelessArya]

Lol...whatta vag'.

Naw, man. Vag is too nice. He's a C.

 

[amillz]

You have to have sex to tweet?

It's a Bret Bielema reference lol.

 

[SDV]

Ok, I’m late here, but I’m surprised no one has done this...


Twss

Lol

 

[volfan1631]

They need to get the next coach right. This will be the 3rd coach in 10 years that UT has had to buyout. It would make much more sense to spend more money on a top tier coach and quit this buyout stuff. Just a much better business decision and college football is a business.

 

[Dallasbowlin]

It's a Bret Bielema reference lol.

Lol I know.

 

[Coastypop]

Get ready, it's happening this time!:good!:

 

[2EastTnVols]

Butch can't do anything right...

That picture creeps me out!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

The spirit of the Great Gruden just appeared to me and has granted me the gift of Vols prophecy. You may ask me any Vol Football related questions about the future and I will gaze into Gruden's Super Bowl ring and give you the answers I see. The first prophecy is a free gift from Mighty Gruden himself...

Upon the day following the announcement of the coming of Gruden to Tennessee, Saban shall announce his immediate retirement.

 

[The Comb]

You have to have sex to tweet?

Early celebrations in honor of the Gruden hiring

soon

 

['Boro-vol]

The spirit of the Great Gruden just appeared to me and has granted me the gift of Vols prophecy. You may ask me any Vol Football related questions about the future and I will gaze into Gruden's Super Bowl ring and give you the answers I see. The first prophecy is a free gift from Mighty Gruden himself...

Upon the day following the announcement of the coming of Gruden to Tennessee, Saban shall announce his immediate retirement.

I believe.

 

[KB5252]

Wake up Grudenites! You're letting the fire go out!

Other coaching threads are popping up with names like Scott Frost. This cannot stand. The Great and Mysterious Gruden must be assured of our devotion.

We should probably offer a sacrifice.

 

[volfan1631]

Let's not go overboard.

Gotta aim high

 

[volfan1631]

I don't live in TN but when they hire Gruden it should be a state holiday for people to celebrate.

 

['Boro-vol]

We should probably offer a sacrifice.

I just bought a whole fryer at Kroger for lunch tomorrow. Will that work?

 

[IN Jed]

Upon the day following the announcement of the coming of Gruden to Tennessee, Saban shall announce his immediate retirement.

That’s no fun. We deserve to watch him lose 10 straight years. And twice some years.

 

[volfan1631]

We should probably offer a sacrifice.

i nominate lyle

 

[IN Jed]

We should probably offer a sacrifice.

Butch already sacrificed this season.

 

[Orangeslice13]

A loss will not get CBJ fired this weekend. It will not happen till after Bama. Apparently we don't want to pull the trigger to early and give an interim coach time to complicate the hiring process. Not sure what I think of this excuse but they didn't ask my opinion.

 

[photovol]

Dreaming is sure better than the present day reality, with you know who, coaching the Volsopcorn:

 

[Jake]

My fav 😍😍

 

[KB5252]

Thats what they WANT us to believe.....

I'm not saying it's going to be Gruden, but it's Gruden.

 

[Coastypop]

I believe.

me too