Official Jon Gruden Thread XVII

[2EastTnVols]

It's lost...and he's not getting it back. The stories that will come out afterward may make Dooley look well adjusted.

Do you know there are stories or is that a hunch?

 

['Boro-vol]

That's huge imo. Has anyone also heard haslam sold pilot flying j to warren buffet. Is that a coincidence?

Yes...and it's just a coincidence. Has no real bearing on this situation.

 

[tngivem6]

Ran into a guy in Gatlingburg today that had on a classic UT hat. I looked at him and say the customary "Go Vol's!!"
Then he said something that blew my mind.
"Soon, my big orange friend, it will be Gruden time in Tennessee!!"
He explained that the team isn't going to show up against SC, laying another egg, "egg by egg".
Then the hammer will drop and Jones will be gone shortly after the game goes final.
Monday press conference will be to introduce the Interim coach as they work up a contract for Gruden and his assistants.
Then we finished our moonshine tasting and said ..
"Good Ole Rocky Top!! Wooooo!"

 

[amillz]

All i want is for Gruden to be wearing an orange tie with a power T on it during MNF and look straight into the camera and say "soon".

I would sh** my pants in real time.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I just want Butch gone...
Soon.

 

[volfan1631]

I have a source who confirms this is how Gruden will make his announcement.

Gotta love them sources

 

[KeyVol14]

As I heard it Mr. Manning marshalled financial support, and gained some concessions on control issues like the Thornton Center. Financial support was pledged for the right coach, individuals who had been an obstruction in previous situations were brought on board more or less, and Currie was given full support to get a BIG hire.

Two people have now given me that same description nearly verbatim.

Appreciate the insight thanks man! Sounds like good news

 

['Boro-vol]

Do you know there are stories or is that a hunch?

Heard about unhappy players and locker room issues for three years. Just look at the ones that went public. They're not isolated, and certainly not exclusively on the players. If you know relatives or friends of players or AD personnel, like lots of people in Knoxville do, you hear this stuff.

 

[volfan1631]

Wake up Grudenites! You're letting the fire go out!

Other coaching threads are popping up with names like Scott Frost. This cannot stand. The Great and Mysterious Gruden must be assured of our devotion.

This should never happen. All coaching threads popping up for UT should be nothing other than Gruden

 

['Boro-vol]

Let's not go overboard.

Yeah...that's not happening, like, ever.

 

[VOL_Lyfe]

Yes...and it's just a coincidence. Has no real bearing on this situation.

Thats what they WANT us to believe.....

 

['Boro-vol]

This should never happen. All coaching threads popping up for UT should be nothing other than Gruden

If they want another coach other than Gruden they should just go root for Bammer. We don't need that negativity weighing on our players!

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Heard about unhappy players and locker room issues for three years. Just look at the ones that went public. They're not isolated, and certainly not exclusively on the players. If you know relatives or friends of players or AD personnel, like lots of people in Knoxville do, you hear this stuff.

I'm hoping for juicy Kiffinlike stories.
You know, tales of party apartments, abandoned wrecked cars, and snorting coke off of desks in the complex.
Fun stuff!

 

[amillz]

Dumb question but has anyone with twitter asked the myth himself if he's intrested?

 

['Boro-vol]

I'm hoping for juicy Kiffinlike stories.
You know, tales of party apartments, abandoned wrecked cars, and snorting coke off of desks in the complex.
Fun stuff!

Then you should have burned more couches in your attempt to keep Kiffin. I don't really think that is Lyle's style.

 

[IN Jed]

Any truth to the rumors that UT will start playing in prime time on Monday nights when Gruden is coach?

 

[goooooovols]

Ran into a guy in Gatlingburg today that had on a classic UT hat. I looked at him and say the customary "Go Vol's!!"
Then he said something that blew my mind.
"Soon, my big orange friend, it will be Gruden time in Tennessee!!"
He explained that the team isn't going to show up against SC, laying another egg, "egg by egg".
Then the hammer will drop and Jones will be gone shortly after the game goes final.
Monday press conference will be to introduce the Interim coach as they work up a contract for Gruden and his assistants.
Then we finished our moonshine tasting and said ..
"Good Ole Rocky Top!! Wooooo!"

... the man then unmaterialized and ascended to the heavens while reciting the Maxims.... you meant the Ghost of Neyland today!

 

['Boro-vol]

Dumb question but has anyone with twitter asked the myth himself if he's intrested?

He'd just be all smokescreeny and whatnot.

 

[zeppelin128]

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[knucklehead_vol]

Any truth to the rumors that UT will start playing in prime time on Monday nights when Gruden is coach?

No but they will be playing in the Hall of Fame game each year.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Then you should have burned more couches in your attempt to keep Kiffin. I don't really think that is Lyle's style.

Butch can't do anything right...

 

[goooooovols]

Any truth to the rumors that UT will start playing in prime time on Monday nights when Gruden is coach?

Only because all of Grudens players will be first round drafts picks only, every single year, more or less we become a minor league NFL team rather than college. Gruden also mentioned that he will retire after his 5 consecutive championship is in hand, roughly six years from now, Tifwiw

 

[Dallasbowlin]

He’s coming. I won’t rest until he does

Ok, I’m late here, but I’m surprised no one has done this...


Twss

 

[amillz]

I don't have a twitter but I'll get on my girl and message the man himself.

 

[zeppelin128]

I'm doing my part to summon the Gruden.