Official Jon Gruden Thread XVII

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UTVolinExile said:
Screw Madden, I'm all in on Zombie Vince Lombardi. He's the most proven of all proven winners! No buyout, and recruiting will be a snap since the youts are all into zombie culture. Plus, he's just as likely to come to UT as Jim Tressel!
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No proven College experience except for Army and that doesn't count. Let's just resurrect Neyland


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VFLnSFD said:
As long as we're going zombie, why not General Neyland?
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Everyone knows The General isn't zombified, he's the head coach of Heaven's football team and he sits next to St. Peter, making sure football players know the Maxims before they are allowed on the Team Upstairs.
 
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DeusExMachina said:
I see VN is back to idiocy, grasping at straws again, and begging for a failure to come take the mantle of HFC. If you can't do the research on your own and see past "ERMAGHERD SERPER BERHL WRING", then you deserve what you get in Coach Jon Garbage.

And yes, I'm the guy that said the same exact thing the last time this drivel was posted on VN, and I still don't care if your feelings get hurt by the truth I post. I can prove that Gruden sucks......can you prove that he'll come here and win games??

And for the record, IF Butch goes.....I want Jim Tressel. At least he's been a HIGHLY successful college coach.
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Tressel?...........







Bwaaa haaaa haaaaaaaaaa
 
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ChattaTNVol said:
Just to clarify a bit:

Saban's annual salary is $6.725m per year. He's getting a $4m bonus this year for signing an extension to his contract through the 2024 season when he will be 73 years old. There are other "completion" bonuses built into the contract which total to $7.2m for the life of the contract assuming he wins the national championship every year but half of those bonuses have to come after 2021.

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Alabama Approves Contract Extension for Nick Saban Worth $65 Million - The New York Times
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Thanks, all I remember seeing were the headlines when that 11.125 figure came out. Guess I should have dug a little further. :hi:
 
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My "break the bank" 7 year contract proposal for Gruden (with an additional $7.5m per year for his 10 assistants and head strength & conditioning coach):

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Interesting that JAV said things are not as unrealistic as first thought, have heard of this guy before, wonder who he is getting info from?
 
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amavol2 said:
Interesting that JAV said things are not as unrealistic as first thought, have heard of this guy before, wonder who he is getting info from?
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Supposedly a reliable insider on 247 and you'll never know who he gets it from. If that ever gets out I'd venture to say he won't be sharing info anymore.
 
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Just offer Gruden 10 million a year. 1 million extra for sec East champion, 2 million for sec championship, 3 total million for playoff and 4 million extra for NC
 
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