Time for Currie to be fired. At this point, he is just embarrassing himself and our school.
Once he's out, time for Davenport to name a successor. Hopefully she refuses to answer any calls from Haslam while she does that. Ending up with Fulmer as temporary AD to conclude the coaching search, with possibility of considering Blackburn for permanent role, would be nice.
Then Phil can reach out to the biggest names, like Gruden and Patterson and Peterson. Sure, many of those options may now be completely off the table, but Phil can at least ask. And ask energetically.
Once we know the splash hires are truly beyond reach, Fulmer can (continuing to ignore Haslam) go out and get Tee and/or Les as a 3-5 year short-term fix.
Once we have a coach in place, and Haslam carries through with his undoubted threat to remove all funding for the university, Davenport and staff can begin organizing the remaining mega-boosters who should be happy and generous, having won the Booster Battle.
Please let this all happen as written,
Amen