Official Jon Gruden Thread XLIX

[VFLnSFD]

Big raven is phil
Gruden is the spirit
Whale is TN football

I think this is the one.

 

[Volsorta]

This.

Did you catch his UT visor earlier in the day?

It would appear that we finally have our White Whale...

Yeah I saw that and thought the same thing but being Gruden thread bi polar hid in a corner.

 

[revjayp]

This.

Did you catch his UT visor earlier in the day?

It would appear that we finally have our White Whale...

Can someone repost it?

 

[EastTN]

http://www.volnation.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=150034&stc=1&d=1512513238

 

[EastTN]

http://www.volnation.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=150034&stc=1&d=1512513238

 

[RagingOrange]

Welp. One cryptic post and three days from now we will still be postulating.

Sigh

 

[chetsteadman87]

Dude I want to believe, but unless everything is super secret hush hush it looks like we’re hiring Tucker, Steele, or Pruitt. What makes us think it’s still Gruden?

 

[UTvols#1]

One thing about you guys is y'all dam sure don't quit.Blows my mind you guys are still hanging on..But could it be that most of you are just trolls?

 

[Give_All_Vol]

So quick question....after the celebration of course when Gruden hit's the podium, who is going to be number one on your call/text/tweet/email crow eating sesh?

Idk but I'll pick up a Chucky doll to set on my desk at work

 

[preacherman4vols]

Dont shoot messenger but just got some info. Tucker next head coach. Like I said don’t shoot the messenger

 

[UTSuave’]

So Phil interviews head coaches for two days, then something happens, then suddenly Miles is "off the table". Then suddenly Fulmer is interviewing a lock of an OC and multiple DCs.

This is actually happening. Jon Gruden is coming!

Warrior!...my man👍🏽 Here have a seat next to me and lets enjoy this ride!...push the button for full grude 🕹

 

[Voltbone43]

I think this is the one.

I agree. I think the mushrooms are finding the assistants or whatever it is to make the great spirit happy.

 

[SmokeyLives]

A friend of mine just received this cryptic message from someone in the AD. I figured out this is an old Inuit legend. I assume Big Raven is PF and the whale (we know who that is). Question is who is the Great Spirit and where is the ocean?


One day Big Raven finds a stranded whale.

Wanting to save the whale Big Raven asks the Great Spirit for help.

The Great Spirit told Big Raven that if he wanted to help the stranded whale he must go to a place in the forest where the moonlight fell in a special way.

Once there he would find special mushrooms that if eaten would grant him the strength to carry the whale back to the ocean.

Big Raven agreed and followed the Great Spirits advice, went to the forest and ate the mushrooms.

Once he was done he came back to the stranded whale and brought it back to the ocean

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[TheRealSmokey]

A friend of mine just received this cryptic message from someone in the AD. I figured out this is an old Inuit legend. I assume Big Raven is PF and the whale (we know who that is). Question is who is the Great Spirit and where is the ocean?


One day Big Raven finds a stranded whale.

Wanting to save the whale Big Raven asks the Great Spirit for help.

The Great Spirit told Big Raven that if he wanted to help the stranded whale he must go to a place in the forest where the moonlight fell in a special way.

Once there he would find special mushrooms that if eaten would grant him the strength to carry the whale back to the ocean.

Big Raven agreed and followed the Great Spirits advice, went to the forest and ate the mushrooms.

Once he was done he came back to the stranded whale and brought it back to the ocean

Spirit = Boosters
Place of Special Moonlight = NYC (When ya get caught between the moooon and New York Ciiiiity)
Mushrooms = What was for dinner last night

Conclusion = Big Heavy is bringin' home Gruden. :thud:

 

[VinnieVOL]

Phil wants tonight to be about Peyton. Announcement tomorrow. JMO

 

[ButchPlz]

http://www.volnation.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=150034&stc=1&d=1512513238

Ugh.

 

[309VFL]

I think this is the one.

I mean we can deduce it down to who they are.. But where the hell is the Forrest.. How much for the shrooms..is there molly

 

[MaTaLa]

http://www.volnation.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=150034&stc=1&d=1512513238

Then it's NOT Tucker.

 

[FacelessArya]

Long story short, folks are getting excited over PaulVol posting pics, Swain thinks Steele is the leading candidate and Fulmer talked to Tee at length.

Much abliged to ya. Something about a suit pic from PV?

Anyone figured out who PV is? Do we really think he’s AV? That seems weird for AV to do, right?

 

[vol4life1981]

One thing about you guys is y'all dam sure don't quit.Blows my mind you guys are still hanging on..But could it be that most of you are just trolls?

If believing in something is being a troll...then I am THE biggest freakin troll anybody has ever seen

 

[bray2milton]

http://www.volnation.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=150034&stc=1&d=1512513238

Hmm

 

[Sstterry]

Phil wants tonight to be about Peyton. Announcement tomorrow. JMO

I wonder how the dinner went last night with Phillip and Jimmy Haslam both there :spank:

 

[Vol-in-Bham]

Dammit Bham...its like 102K voices all screamed out and was suddenly silenced.

I shall sacrifice myself for the greater good.

 

[UTSuave’]

Dont shoot messenger but just got some info. Tucker next head coach. Like I said don’t shoot the messenger

Or the fact you just got it off twitter 🙄

 

[RagingOrange]

Beav tweetin