Official Jon Gruden Thread XLIX

[MarkVols]

I know the answers to the riddle. You guys are wrong about the great spirit.

 

[Rocky_Top_Vol13]

 

[FacelessArya]

Ok. Just got home from work. New thread!

Any friends can give a girl an update?

I want y’all to know, I’ve gotten my 3 new female, not really into football, coworkers so invested in Gruden. They ask me all day if I’ve heard anything new. They’re on pins and needles too. I’m very proud.

 

[UT_VOLS13]

What happened to all the boosters who stopped Currie from making a terrible hire?

Was it all about the power after all?

Good questions.

 

[BogeyVol]

Well I failed the test.

Hang in there... It will be over SOON...

 

[rtb1983]

Grudecon 3. Repeat. Grudecon 3. Stay Frosty everyone.

 

[TN Outlaw]

A friend of mine just received this cryptic message from someone in the AD. I figured out this is an old Inuit legend. I assume Big Raven is PF and the whale (we know who that is). Question is who is the Great Spirit and where is the ocean?


One day Big Raven finds a stranded whale.

Wanting to save the whale Big Raven asks the Great Spirit for help.

The Great Spirit told Big Raven that if he wanted to help the stranded whale he must go to a place in the forest where the moonlight fell in a special way.

Once there he would find special mushrooms that if eaten would grant him the strength to carry the whale back to the ocean.

Big Raven agreed and followed the Great Spirits advice, went to the forest and ate the mushrooms.

Once he was done he came back to the stranded whale and brought it back to the ocean

Big Raven is UT
Great Spirit is Fulmer
Of course, whale=Gruden

 

[VFL97]

Bottom line I am choosing to believe what others have said. No way we pull off the collegiate coup of the century to hire a coordinator. Gruden to Hill. And until I see someone else at the podium.

 

[KPT_VFL]

Welcome to the Kevin Steele era.

 

[Grand Vol]

Yes, it started to rain. Whenever the weather changes, I get headaches. I’m a heck of a barometer.

Same here, but mine's typically allergies.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Well, at least I get to watch Peru play in it (my wife's from there).

May as well hitch onto that bandwagon and hope the infernal luck I apparently drag to all my teams doesn't transition to them.

I support your decision.

Peru til it ain't

 

[VolDaddy87]

I wouldn't hold my breath on UT shocking the sports world, especially not in a positive way.

Can I borrow $100? Haha. Congrats

 

[VFLnSFD]

I know the answers to the riddle. You guys are wrong about the great spirit.

Then please, share with the class...

 

[SaEve81]

A man than knows his Entheogens is all right by me.

Entactogens, as well, they are...

 

[Orange&whitelover]

I'm in. This has got to be the last thread.

 

[CoachClick]

Regardless what happens with the coach...

Keep this thread on top to P1SS OFF the negative Nancys in the FF.


Most are miserably unbearable.

 

[Vol-in-Bham]

 

[Grand Vol]

Yes, I'm clearly in too deep

I've said this a few times

Anything I say at this point will guarantee me a vacation...

 

[Volsorta]

Ok. Just got home from work. New thread!

Any friends can give a girl an update?

I want y’all to know, I’ve gotten my 3 new female, not really into football, coworkers so invested in Gruden. They ask me all day if I’ve heard anything new. They’re on pins and needles too. I’m very proud.

Riding yours and Chuckys coattails.

 

[tn88volfan]

You’ve got a nice box there GV

 

[Gymguy]

Yes, it started to rain. Whenever the weather changes, I get headaches. I’m a heck of a barometer.

That makes me sad! Next time you get a headache it be snowing :cray:

 

[Leximax]

Present and accounted for...as if i’ve been anywhere other than twitter.

 

[G8rh8r]

A friend of mine just received this cryptic message from someone in the AD. I figured out this is an old Inuit legend. I assume Big Raven is PF and the whale (we know who that is). Question is who is the Great Spirit and where is the ocean?


One day Big Raven finds a stranded whale.

Wanting to save the whale Big Raven asks the Great Spirit for help.

The Great Spirit told Big Raven that if he wanted to help the stranded whale he must go to a place in the forest where the moonlight fell in a special way.

Once there he would find special mushrooms that if eaten would grant him the strength to carry the whale back to the ocean.

Big Raven agreed and followed the Great Spirits advice, went to the forest and ate the mushrooms.

Once he was done he came back to the stranded whale and brought it back to the ocean

Shrooms- code for Olive Garden.

 

[RockCityVol]

Ok. Just got home from work. New thread!

Any friends can give a girl an update?

I want y’all to know, I’ve gotten my 3 new female, not really into football, coworkers so invested in Gruden. They ask me all day if I’ve heard anything new. They’re on pins and needles too. I’m very proud.

Put on your best pair of dancing shoes.

 

[Tally_Vol]

Gridiron just put out an interesting article about our coaching search. Don't know how to post links but it talks about who would unite the fan base. Says no Gruden and Peterson to be only splash hire but not likely. I don't buy it!!

Soon!!