Official Jon Gruden Thread XLIX

[apevol]

A man than knows his Entheogens is all right by me.

I'm fond of mycology.

 

[dancinoutlaw]

Ummmmm.....that's the one that missed.

 

[Grand Vol]

Ok. Just got home from work. New thread!

Any friends can give a girl an update?

I want y’all to know, I’ve gotten my 3 new female, not really into football, coworkers so invested in Gruden. They ask me all day if I’ve heard anything new. They’re on pins and needles too. I’m very proud.

Long story short, folks are getting excited over PaulVol posting pics, Swain thinks Steele is the leading candidate and Fulmer talked to Tee at length.

 

[SaEve81]

I know the answers to the riddle. You guys are wrong about the great spirit.

Explain, please.

 

[ButchPlz]

I support your decision.

Peru til it ain't

Hey man you just made fun of me.

 

[MarkVols]

I know the answers to the riddle. You guys are wrong about the great spirit.

The Great Spirit.

 

[UTSuave’]

Ok. Just got home from work. New thread!

Any friends can give a girl an update?

I want y’all to know, I’ve gotten my 3 new female, not really into football, coworkers so invested in Gruden. They ask me all day if I’ve heard anything new. They’re on pins and needles too. I’m very proud.

Are they single 😁

 

[Vol-in-Bham]

Well, at least I get to watch Peru play in it (my wife's from there).

May as well hitch onto that bandwagon and hope the infernal luck I apparently drag to all my teams doesn't transition to them.

I love USMNT and Ireland and UT.

I’m having a great year.

Beer me?

 

[VolPenn]

A friend of mine just received this cryptic message from someone in the AD. I figured out this is an old Inuit legend. I assume Big Raven is PF and the whale (we know who that is). Question is who is the Great Spirit and where is the ocean?


One day Big Raven finds a stranded whale.

Wanting to save the whale Big Raven asks the Great Spirit for help.

The Great Spirit told Big Raven that if he wanted to help the stranded whale he must go to a place in the forest where the moonlight fell in a special way.

Once there he would find special mushrooms that if eaten would grant him the strength to carry the whale back to the ocean.

Big Raven agreed and followed the Great Spirits advice, went to the forest and ate the mushrooms.

Once he was done he came back to the stranded whale and brought it back to the ocean

Had a few friends who had a similar experience last time they ate mushrooms.

 

[vol4life1981]

So quick question....after the celebration of course when Gruden hit's the podium, who is going to be number one on your call/text/tweet/email crow eating sesh?

 

[zidanefan]

Thought I’d put this here...

 

[Magic8Vol]

A friend of mine just received this cryptic message from someone in the AD. I figured out this is an old Inuit legend. I assume Big Raven is PF and the whale (we know who that is). Question is who is the Great Spirit and where is the ocean?


One day Big Raven finds a stranded whale.

Wanting to save the whale Big Raven asks the Great Spirit for help.

The Great Spirit told Big Raven that if he wanted to help the stranded whale he must go to a place in the forest where the moonlight fell in a special way.

Once there he would find special mushrooms that if eaten would grant him the strength to carry the whale back to the ocean.

Big Raven agreed and followed the Great Spirits advice, went to the forest and ate the mushrooms.

Once he was done he came back to the stranded whale and brought it back to the ocean

Big raven is phil
Gruden is the spirit
Whale is TN football

 

[UTSuave’]

Send it!👍🏽

 

[Orlando Vol]

I have one problem it is this because I ain't single National order local sports media member or a rogue Internet Sports media member that is saying anything about Jon Gruden. There is no way in the world that people stay this quiet in the media it's not possible

Who, other than JG and Phil Fulmer can actually verify anything to anyone’s journalistic standards? Which means they won’t report anything.

Remember the “smoke” about Gruden talking to potential assistants awhile back?

Gruden doesn’t have a current team/coaches/players to leak anything out — Fulmer isn’t saying anything to anyone.

Gruden HASN’T DENIED OR SHOT DOWN ANYTHING.

It’s up to us to CONNECT THE DOTS.

Gruden to the MF HILL! VERY SOON!

Come together.

 

[Vol-in-Bham]

Ummmmm.....that's the one that missed.

Oops.

I take full blame if we don’t land Gruden now. I’m sorry, VolNation.

 

[JADB]

Nothing will happen today. Possibly will have a announcement tomorrow.

 

[EZE]

The Great Spirit.

He has around 15.6 billion magic mushrooms....

 

[otis72]

I dont think after all that has happened... that Fulmer will wheel out the bearded lady in the end....come on everyone...Gruden...

 

[DuckRiverVol]

Did everyone see Sam I Am‘s post just before the last thread was closed? I don’t know if he was kidding about who it was from, but it was very significant if it was.

This.

Did you catch his UT visor earlier in the day?

It would appear that we finally have our White Whale...

 

[VFLnSFD]

So quick question....after the celebration of course when Gruden hit's the podium, who is going to be number one on your call/text/tweet/email crow eating sesh?

My brother that lacks critical thinking skills.

 

[warrior]

So Phil interviews head coaches for two days, then something happens, then suddenly Miles is "off the table". Then suddenly Fulmer is interviewing a lock of an OC and multiple DCs.

This is actually happening. Jon Gruden is coming!

 

[dancinoutlaw]

Oops.

I take full blame if we don’t land Gruden now. I’m sorry, VolNation.

Dammit Bham...its like 102K voices all screamed out and was suddenly silenced.

 

[Grand Vol]

My brother that lacks critical thinking skills.

Like actual brother-brother or a VN brother?

 

[SmokeyLives]

Who, other than JG and Phil Fulmer can actually verify anything to anyone’s journalistic standards? Which means they won’t report anything.

Remember the “smoke” about Gruden talking to potential assistants awhile back?

Gruden doesn’t have a current team/coaches/players to leak anything out — Fulmer isn’t saying anything to anyone.

Gruden HASN’T DENIED OR SHOT DOWN ANYTHING.

It’s up to us to CONNECT THE DOTS.

Gruden to the MF HILL! VERY SOON!

Come together.

.

 

[ShowMeThemTD's]

My brother that lacks critical thinking skills.

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