Official Jon Gruden thread XL

[Volbrando]

Andy Staples on FBaum talking grumors

What’s he saying

Laughing. Not gonna happen. Need to go after Mullen etc? 🤮

 

[vol9799]

Gotta be Gruden. Nothing else makes the various bits of real information all fall into place. But despite the solace of that conviction, the waiting is killing me.

Really this was just an excuse to get my Gruden post count up. :rock:

 

[Grand Vol]

I got your private message with your information to forward to my sisters dating service.
You are now on her waiting list.
Just making sure I got your data correct before I forward it.
You are: 62, brown, blue, 5’1”, 360, 3” (warm wx), 2” (cold), very little (if any) personality.
Seeking: Breathing (mostly), anatomically born female (or willing to tuck), most of her own teeth, likes long walks on Neyland Drive.

You're off by 10 pounds.

 

[advancedrescue27]

Good or bad news that we haven't heard from Tuesday in a couple of days?

Don’t want to speak for him but I believe Tuesday is still confident. This place has become kind of harsh recently. But again I’ll let him comment. No news isn’t bad news though.

There are plenty of trusted people who still believe it’s going to be gruden.

 

[Orange_Vol1321]

Grude evening!

Spent the last 45 mins catching up and Bubba’s runic did a number on my lady wood. Clean up on aisle Arya.

There appears to be more doubt on the Beav front, which I don’t understand? It’s clear Beav and Bubba are connected and without them, I’m sure we’d be talking about gag me with a spoon coaches like Mike Bobo. Have some respect.

I will henceforth take a cue from the awesome Preacherwebb and will be starting a list for Beav/Bubba haters. I will forward said list to Beav and he can decide if he wants them at his parties. Which will be their loss, cause me and Volly will be rocking our new party dresses.

Wait, Bubba was in here?

 

[amarcus07]

Whatever day we find out, I hope it's before I go into work so I know not to wear mesh shorts.

 

[Orangeblood98']

Can someone repost this “bubba tweet”?? Sounds juicy

 

[chetsteadman87]

What’s he saying

Same song and dance. Mullen and the like.

 

[Sstterry]

Grude evening!

Spent the last 45 mins catching up and Bubba’s runic did a number on my lady wood. Clean up on aisle Arya.

Not to be the guy who asks for updates, but I don't understand about Buba. the last I see is his farewell message. Have I missed something today?

 

[Orangeblood98']

Whatever day we find out, I hope it's before I go into work so I know not to wear mesh shorts.

Make sure it has a tight waistband

 

[Volbrando]

same song and dance. Mullen and the like.

🤮🤮🤮🤮

 

[LAVol1]

Jon Gruden will not coach college football, he has said several times he will not coach in college plus Tennessee will not give the money ofcourse he will listen to get a bump from ESPN he is making 6.2 million at Espn so he will get a million dollar bump wish he would but he doesn't won't the headache of a bunch of kids.

I believe Gruden's quote was something to the effect: "... I would probably have your team on probation...". I do not think he completely ruled it out.

ESPN is going to cut over $80 Million in payroll in their next round of cuts. Who do you think will make the biggest dent in that $80 Mil? Gruden @ $6 Mil. They aren't about to give him a raise. So, if Gruden is going to be driving beer on his ESPN money, he'll be drinking Natty Light.

 

[Ace]

He must have gone to college at Bama. A lot of those guys have no grammatical skills.

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I once got called out by Terry for his lack of grammar and punctuation. If I remember correctly he has a physical condition that makes it difficult for him to type. TIFWIW

 

[Doc_Vol]

Boom? Yeah? Mini-Boom?

I don't know ish. But after all the evidence certain things don't add up if it isn't Gruden.

And I am the original Doc_Vol not that other dude with the sources(?)

 

[AllVolinGA]

Seriously, terrypedigo is a VN treasure. His run on sentences are legendary and I enjoy deciphering them, but this is a Pro Gruden thread.

Happy Thanksgiving friend.

Well, like they say.."one man's treasure, another man's trash."
But really his stuff is interesting to read.

 

[Smokeyshowl66]

For the why would he want to do (fill in the blank) crowd?

For those of you 50 and older that have had some success in your chosen field. Is there something you haven’t done that you still want to do or at least say you tried? Successful people aren’t afraid to fail. They aren’t ones to be content with “Cushy” jobs. They seek new adventures. This is why Gruden would want to do it and what better place to do it than some place you love.

 

[columbia vol]

Breaking News Jimmy Hyams reporting tommorow may be wednesday.trying to get confirmation on this rumor. Ok I'm out.Going to the beer store.
If I can get rid of this GRUDEN On.

Jimmy needs to go back to Louisiana and go canoeing with Burt and take Ned Beatty's place

 

[LAVol1]

Jon Gruden will not coach college football, he has said several times he will not coach in college plus Tennessee will not give the money ofcourse he will listen to get a bump from ESPN he is making 6.2 million at Espn so he will get a million dollar bump wish he would but he doesn't won't the headache of a bunch of kids.

I believe Gruden's quote was something to the effect: "... I would probably have your team on probation...". I do not think he completely ruled it out.

ESPN is going to cut over $80 Million in payroll in their next round of cuts. Who do you think will make the biggest dent in that $80 Mil? Gruden @ $6 Mil. They aren't about to give him a raise. So, if Gruden is going to be drinking beer on his ESPN money, he'll be drinking Natty Light.

 

[utvolford]

Why would they do that? They would totally kill the rest of their ratings. This woman's voice makes fingernails down a chalkboard sound like music. If I hear her calling a game I just move on. Does she try to sound like a man on purpose?

Not hard to believe from ESPN - goes along with the big layoffs they are rumored to be planning.

 

[Orange4Prez]

Fingers crossed.

 

[jpope9]

Jon Gruden will not coach college football, he has said several times he will not coach in college plus Tennessee will not give the money ofcourse he will listen to get a bump from ESPN he is making 6.2 million at Espn so he will get a million dollar bump wish he would but he doesn't won't the headache of a bunch of kids.

 

[EaglesVols91]

For the why would he want to do (fill in the blank) crowd?

For those of you 50 and older that have had some success in your chosen field. Is there something you haven’t done that you still want to do or at least say you tried? Successful people aren’t afraid to fail. They aren’t ones to be content with “Cushy” jobs. They seek new adventures. This is why Gruden would want to do it and what better place to do it than some place you love.

Most people over 50 aren’t making 6 million per year commentating football 1 day per week for a few hours. Compare that to being a college football coach who is working 365 days per week

 

[USMCVOLFan24]

Chucky sighting in Johnson City, soon!

 

[MaTaLa]

I don't know ish. But after all the evidence certain things don't add up if it isn't Gruden.

And I am the original Doc_Vol not that other dude with the sources(?)

If not the Grude, seriously...

 

[Farris_TN]

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