Official Jon Gruden Thread X

[Insunseri]

I don't even speak French!

Onto Gruden....

I tried to not get the fever for as long as possible, but it's been tough. I want him, but I don't want to be overly optimistic. Gary Patterson has been my #1 since we went for Lane Kiffin.
Hope we get Gruden - we need a HR hire and if we don't get one of my top five, I may take a sabbatical from UT football for a while.

JG, Patterson, Stoops, Petersen, and Jim Bob Cooter are my top 5.

I used to play poker with cooter, hardegree, james banks and some other people worth bragging about...just thought ya'll should know

 

[#1DicksonVolFan]

I don't even speak French!

Onto Gruden....

I tried to not get the fever for as long as possible, but it's been tough. I want him, but I don't want to be overly optimistic. Gary Patterson has been my #1 since we went for Lane Kiffin.
Hope we get Gruden - we need a HR hire and if we don't get one of my top five, I may take a sabbatical from UT football for a while.

JG, Patterson, Stoops, Petersen, and Jim Bob Cooter are my top 5.

Throw Jim Bob out the window and replace him with Jimbo and you have a solid top 5.

 

[Jake]

All depends on his demands for unlimited lifetime Apple Barn meals.

And complete control over the lights at Neyland Stadium during the week

 

[LotteryPick]

It would be if you resisted.

Why would you? :lolabove:

 

[LotteryPick]

All depends on his demands for unlimited lifetime Apple Barn meals.

Can't go wrong with Apple Barn.

 

[amarcus07]

Throw Jim Bob out the window and replace him with Jimbo and you have a solid top 5.

Jim Bob was never in my top 5..I don't have a top 5..I have a top 4 then it drops off to where we might as well just give the new coach an honorary coach's box at the Music City Bowl

 

[Jake]

I used to play poker with cooter, hardegree, james banks and some other people worth bragging about...just thought ya'll should know

That's actually pretty cool, cuz poker games typically involve drinking smoking and other stuff.

 

[orangesoda]

On a side note JR died

 

[amarcus07]

That's actually pretty cool, cuz poker games typically involve drinking smoking and other stuff.

Most of mine involved Poker.

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

All depends on his demands for unlimited lifetime Apple Barn meals.

Would that include Apple Juleps?

 

[Jake]

Why would you? :lolabove:

Just to live out his wishes of being raped by a cougar....its probably more fun that way.

 

[Insunseri]

That's actually pretty cool, cuz poker games typically involve drinking smoking and other stuff.

...you have no idea. I was friends with the druggies of the team cause I lived with a player who was maybe the biggest pothead I've ever seen. I never saw Cooter or hardegree smoke, but I could throw out some names that might surprise you. I've probably already said too much, but I'm a little tipsty so I don't give a *&(

 

[#1DicksonVolFan]

On a side note JR died

Who?

 

[AJeray4TN]

Would that include Apple Juleps?

Yes, but mostly doughnuts.

 

[orangesoda]

Who?

JR Ewing

 

[AJeray4TN]

Who?

Shot by Sue Ellen.

 

[Jake]

Who?

Must be a Dallas reference?

 

[Vol2424]

...you have no idea. I was friends with the druggies of the team cause I lived with a player who was maybe the biggest pothead I've ever seen. I never saw Cooter or hardegree smoke, but I could throw out some names that might surprise you. I've probably already said too much, but I'm a little tipsty so I don't give a *&(

I bet you smoked the finest cheeba with the old boy James Banks.

 

[peerless98]

Larry Hagman died

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

On a side note JR died

You scared me....I had to check the 102.3 page... I can't take Styles and Lockhart without JR tethering them to the plane of reality.

 

[LotteryPick]

Just to live out his wishes of being raped by a cougar....its probably more fun that way.

You know, you're probably right.

 

[Insunseri]

I bet you smoked the finest cheeba with the old boy James Banks.

I actually didn't smoke, but yeah those guys made it impossible to sleep at night...talk about loud mutha fu*kas.

 

[Jake]

Larry Hagman died

Really?

 

[Sgt_Nick_Fury]

Yes, but mostly doughnuts.

You mean fritters......wait a sec......your not in the know!!!

 

[Vol2424]

I actually didn't smoke, but yeah those guys made it impossible to sleep at night...talk about loud mutha fu*kas.

You didn't live with Onterrio Smith did you?