Official Jon Gruden Thread X

[EZE]

I'm sitting at the library bar in NYC having a great bourbon and hoping what I was told...
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I think he's drunk.

Either that or he doesn't understand that certain "ladies" in the city hit on everybody--but the ultimately set a price.

 

[peerless98]

Yes i am. We have to ask freak for our own forum when gruden is hired. Lets hear some names for the forum.

GruNation? or maybe The Gruniversity?

 

[AJeray4TN]

At least your safe from being roofied.

I've always wished I could be roofied.

 

[Jake]

Yes i am. We have to ask freak for our own forum when gruden is hired. Lets hear some names for the forum.

Like someone suggested earlier for a mancave:

The GruDen

 

[Jake]

I've always wished I could be roofied.

Most people are roofied by a guy...so, you might want to reconsider your wishes

 

[Jake]

I've always wished I could be roofied.

How about...raped by a smokin hot cougar?

 

[crparker21]

Like someone suggested earlier for a mancave:

The GruDen

I like it...

 

[amarcus07]

How about...raped by a smokin hot cougar?

Flooried?

 

[AJeray4TN]

How about...raped by a smokin hot cougar?

Bingo.

 

[peerless98]

Flooried?

I see what you did.

 

[LotteryPick]

How about...raped by a smokin hot cougar?

But that isn't rape!

 

[AJeray4TN]

Flooried?

You should trademark that.

 

[Jake]

Flooried?

Precisely

 

[Jake]

But that isn't rape!

It would be if you resisted.

 

[peerless98]

But that isn't rape!

True, you can't rape the willing.

 

[amarcus07]

It would be if you resisted.

What does "resist" mean?

 

[EZE]

How about...raped by a smokin hot cougar?

And not remember it?

 

[AJeray4TN]

What does "resist" mean?

No means no.

 

[Jake]

What does "resist" mean?

It means STFU in French

 

[nagle]

It means STFU in French

lulz

 

[Insunseri]

do you guys think we'll get gruden?

 

[amarcus07]

It means STFU in French

I don't even speak French!

Onto Gruden....

I tried to not get the fever for as long as possible, but it's been tough. I want him, but I don't want to be overly optimistic. Gary Patterson has been my #1 since we went for Lane Kiffin.
Hope we get Gruden - we need a HR hire and if we don't get one of my top five, I may take a sabbatical from UT football for a while.

JG, Patterson, Stoops, Petersen, and Jim Bob Cooter are my top 5.

 

[orangesoda]

I'm sitting at the library bar in NYC having a great bourbon and hoping what I was told...
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I think he's drunk.

Told what?

 

[AJeray4TN]

do you guys think we'll get gruden?

All depends on his demands for unlimited lifetime Apple Barn meals.

 

[SmileyVol_c/o_10]

Flooried?

ha nice! this thread knows no bounds. even The Hangover is referenced!:rock: