Official Jon Gruden Thread VII

[UTodd01]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoWoRe9EqW8[/youtube]

 

[Tenacguy50]

Yeah and where is SBV???

Can we here from SBV please? All my faith has been in SBV, Boro, OV, Lex, Bcarter etc. Have not been able to get any work done for a month now.

 

[MWR]

So, yesterday when I went to the bank, I put .25 into a sour jawbreaker machine...as I do on a daily basis. But this time...I closed my eyes and said, if an orange one comes out, we're getting Gruden!!!

BOOM ORANGE CAME OUT!!! Seriously

Then today, I just did the same thing again to verify the no BS factor...

BOOM ORANGE JAW BREAKER AGAIN!!!

He's coming y'all!!!'

Were all the jawbreakers in the machine orange?

If so, that just confirms it further.

 

[rockytop_14]

Yes I teach at Newton High. I have been here for 6 years now. I coached football and still coach boys soccer.

I played soccer at Heritage in the 90's. I bet we know some of the same people.

 

['Boro-vol]

Are you still going to give us the full deets once everything breaks? Without naming names.

As best I can.

 

[1world1love]

Yes. I've said it for a month....but I know its hard to believe.

I know, and I did believe, but you know how it is.

It's like the 98 season. You expect things to go wrong at some point, and it does, but then something crazy happens. Game after game, until we are sitting in the Fiesta bowl. We all had been talking National Championship for 3 years in a row, and all of a sudden we are on the brink.

At 2 minutes in the 4th, it finally hits you that we are actually about to win it all.

All but the young folk know exactly what I'm talking about too.

 

[VOLout8]

SBV has a job or something that keeps him busy. Not sure what that is.

 

[EZE]

As best I can.

Are you shopping it for a book deal?

 

[MWR]

Can we here from SBV please? All my faith has been in SBV, Boro, OV, Lex, Bcarter etc. Have not been able to get any work done for a month now.

Here, here.

 

[voldawgforever]

So, yesterday when I went to the bank, I put .25 into a sour jawbreaker machine...as I do on a daily basis. But this time...I closed my eyes and said, if an orange one comes out, we're getting Gruden!!!

BOOM ORANGE CAME OUT!!! Seriously

Then today, I just did the same thing again to verify the no BS factor...

BOOM ORANGE JAW BREAKER AGAIN!!!

He's coming y'all!!!'

Troll. jmo

 

[tnvols72]

What's OG? Please

Original Gangster

 

[vol66]

Hubbs coming up on AM 990 , after commercial breaks.

WNML-AM

 

[Coastypop]

I stoped to finnaly do a little bit of work and get back on and everyone booms and talks about orginal Grundenite... whats up

 

[Jake]

Oh...and the buttchugging ceremony. Just a formality really.

Thats nasty I ain't doin no buttchiggin...homey don't play that chit

 

[FearlessFreep]

Also from Campbell County. I thought our major exports were:

1. meth
2. pot
3. whiskey

I'd add 'felons' to that list.

 

[EZE]

I know, and I did believe, but you know how it is.

It's like the 98 season. You expect things to go wrong at some point, and it does, but then something crazy happens. Game after game, until we are sitting in the Fiesta bowl. We all had been talking National Championship for 3 years in a row, and all of a sudden we are on the brink.

At 2 minutes in the 4th, it finally hits you that we are actually about to win it all.

All but the young folk know exactly what I'm talking about too.

And then all that's left to do is break out the cigars! I need a formal announcement before I'm ready to break out the cigars on this one.

 

[Volgrad98]

So, yesterday when I went to the bank, I put .25 into a sour jawbreaker machine...as I do on a daily basis. But this time...I closed my eyes and said, if an orange one comes out, we're getting Gruden!!!

BOOM ORANGE CAME OUT!!! Seriously

Then today, I just did the same thing again to verify the no BS factor...

BOOM ORANGE JAW BREAKER AGAIN!!!

He's coming y'all!!!'

The machine was filled with different colors...right?

 

[VolNExile]

Still trying to learn this gif stuff. Yep, I'm like a mule, the only way to learn is by doing.


Better look out, cause Chuckie is ashootin' somebody else's eyes out.

You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!

(SIAP; I'm trying to catch up.)

 

[EZE]

I stoped to finnaly do a little bit of work and get back on and everyone booms and talks about orginal Grundenite... whats up

Boro suggested buttchugging and this place went over the top.

 

[Captainzach1]

I doubt gruden decides anything until he sees what nfl jobs are open and sees his options.

 

[Volgrad98]

Still trying to learn this gif stuff...

Pretty solid IYAM. Keep at it MWR.:good!:

 

[EZE]

I doubt gruden decides anything until he sees what nfl jobs are open and sees his options.

Hold the "booms" everybody.

 

[MWR]

I'd add 'felons' to that list.

Felons produced the list.

You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!

(SIAP; I'm trying to catch up.)

Well, that one bad guy got the Georgia "G" blowed 1/2 way off his behind.

 

[FearlessFreep]

I doubt gruden decides anything until he sees what nfl jobs are open and sees his options.

Rumor has it Arkansas has already locked him up.

 

[Coastypop]

Boro suggested buttchugging and this place went over the top.

He's been hanging out at Bassillio's remote again I guess ... JK Boro

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