Official Jon Gruden Thread VII

[LakeMaryFLVol]

:beerf:

If Dooley getting fired is a funeral then Gruden getting hired will be a hell of a wake.

An Irish wake complete with bar on top of the casket draped with orange pants :beerf:

 

[volatil]

It was bestowed on a few if us who brought this info out early on in The Gruden Saga, when we were still being heavily ridiculed.for our position.

I know, I was ridiculed.

 

['Boro-vol]

You have to go through an apprenticeship program, and then, pay your union dues, then pay a deposit for your uniform and your done.

Oh...and the buttchugging ceremony. Just a formality really.

 

[Tenacguy50]

I would think one of those followers/insiders who have been around since Gruden I...

I'm not an insider, but I've been around since SBV proclaimed it. GBO!

 

[1world1love]

Oh...and the buttchugging ceremony. Just a formality really.

That's funny stuff there.

 

[ab333]

Oh...and the buttchugging ceremony. Just a formality really.

Thats a quick way to clear the room.

 

[Volgrad98]

Oh...and the buttchugging ceremony. Just a formality really.

Speaking of buttchugging, I haven't seen Leopold*cough*Sab*cough* around to debunk all this Gruden stuff.

 

[bignewt]

BCarter98:

What is this, how you say, "Mangy Moose?"

Mangy Moose is a bar at the JH ski resort, fun as all heck. Saw Maceo Parker there. Good times.

 

[goooooovols]

I'm not an insider, but I've been around since SBV proclaimed it. GBO!

Yeah and where is SBV???

 

['Boro-vol]

Thats a quick way to clear the room.

Separates the true OG's from the poseurs.

Commitment.

 

[1world1love]

Oh...and the buttchugging ceremony. Just a formality really.

Speaking of buttchuggery, this really is getting to be boom worthy territory isn't it?

I have always believed that it could happen, but it really is going to huh?

 

[VOLout8]

If you don't know what cheeze it's and Gruden have in common you aren't an OG.

 

[utfan089]

:fireworks:

 

[Volgrad98]

Separates the true OG's from the poseurs.

Commitment.

Is that french?

 

[FearlessFreep]

It was bestowed on a few if us who brought this info out early on in The Gruden Saga, when we were still being heavily ridiculed.for our position.

I fully admit to being one of the ones who did the ridiculing. Boro, your information has thus far proven exactly true and it's clear you did have an inside handle on this from the very beginning.

I'm a skeptic by nature and I will eat my crow with a smile on my face for the good times yet to come.

 

[ab333]

Separates the true OG's from the poseurs.

Commitment.

Still proud to be here sir.

 

['Boro-vol]

Speaking of buttchuggery, this really is getting to be boom worthy territory isn't it?

I have always believed that it could happen, but it really is going to huh?

Yes. I've said it for a month....but I know its hard to believe.

 

[AllVolinGA]

I asked last night but I think you had already left for the night. What school do you teach at? Newton? I grew up in Covington. Lived there for over 20 years.

Yes I teach at Newton High. I have been here for 6 years now. I coached football and still coach boys soccer.

 

[Jake]

So, yesterday when I went to the bank, I put .25 into a sour jawbreaker machine...as I do on a daily basis. But this time...I closed my eyes and said, if an orange one comes out, we're getting Gruden!!!

BOOM ORANGE CAME OUT!!! Seriously

Then today, I just did the same thing again to verify the no BS factor...

BOOM ORANGE JAW BREAKER AGAIN!!!

He's coming y'all!!!'

 

['Boro-vol]

If you don't know what cheeze it's and Gruden have in common you aren't an OG.

Word.

 

[wU-Tang Vol]

So, yesterday when I went to the bank, I put .25 into a sour jawbreaker machine...as I do on a daily basis. But this time...I closed my eyes and said, if an orange one comes out, we're getting Gruden!!!

BOOM ORANGE CAME OUT!!! Seriously

Then today, I just did the same thing again to verify the no BS factor...

BOOM ORANGE JAW BREAKER AGAIN!!!

He's coming y'all!!!'

Cliff Notes worthy IMO

 

['Boro-vol]

I fully admit to being one of the ones who did the ridiculing. Boro, your information has thus far proven exactly true and it's clear you did have an inside handle on this from the very beginning.

I'm a skeptic by nature and I will eat my crow with a smile on my face for the good times yet to come.

No shame in that.

 

[MWR]

Actually a client of my wifes company gets it. He is from Campbell County. I am a Summer drinker, on the lake. I rarely if ever drink in the winter or at home. He brings it all Winter and we drink it all Summer. Have 6 Jars right now lol.

I'm from Campbell County, so I imagine there's a pretty good chance we're drinking the same stuff.

Also from Campbell County. I thought our major exports were:

1. meth
2. pot
3. whiskey

 

[volgr]

Yes. I've said it for a month....but I know its hard to believe.

Are you still going to give us the full deets once everything breaks? Without naming names.

 

[Allvolinnashville]

Word.

I could honestly shart in my office chair.. if I yelled in my office .. hr would walk me out.. lol.. it would be worth it