Official Jon Gruden Thread VII

[steve328]

I hope you are right...

We all do, that's the main reason we're in the Gruden thread. Looks like we'll have to be patient a while longer or hope Hart starts posting info on here. :biggrin:

 

[bcartervol98]

LexVol

E-mail sent, got yours.

 

[247VOL365]

Okay show of hands who is going to cry if Jon Gruden is our next coach?

I'll admit it. I will weep tears of joy like a little b!tch.

 

[Coastypop]

Okay show of hands who is going to cry if Jon Gruden is our next coach?

May not cry... but will certainly celebate...

 

[TOP]

Steal and dunk by J-Rich!

 

[Volbeast]

May not cry... but will certainly celebate...

this :rock:

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

I'll admit it. I will weep tears of joy like a little b!tch.

I already know I will too.

 

[247VOL365]

I wont just cry I will roll my wheelchair over a cliff

That's a little over the top, don't ya think?

 

[volatil]

Okay show of hands who is going to cry if Jon Gruden is our next coach?

I have both arms up right now! I bet you want to know how I'm typing this.

 

[Jake]

Okay show of hands who is going to cry if Jon Gruden is our next coach?

Tears of joy!!!

 

[247VOL365]

I already know I will too.

It will be Peyton announcing for his Senior year all over again.

 

[dont114]

Okay show of hands who is going to cry if Jon Gruden is our next coach?

How long do we have to keep our hands up?

 

[jos3ywales]

That's a little over the top, don't ya think?

when I read it the first time I thought he said if we DON"T lol

 

[Wilson27]

I may cry it depends on how bad of an ass whipping I take when I rub my ba!!s on my neighbors Florida Gator flag that is on their front porch.

 

[Jake]

I thought admitting you have a problem was on that list....oh sorry wrong list

Well that would be your first sign to look at this list.

 

[gnm53108]

I feel like there are different levels of Internet progression...such as:

1)You walk into a board and lurk
2) you say a couple of stupid things, get hammered for it, and get offended
3)you run off crying like a little baby
4)come back with a new attitude (still soft yet a little thicker skinned)
5)then you get brave and start engaging dialogue
6) then this is where people start to make silly decisions....either trying to get e-cred or turning bitter at others
7)then you let go of your fears (unless your accused of being a TROLL!)
8) your learn how to filter info because you've been here Long enough to get to know the characters
9)and finally....you take everything with a grain of salt and enjoy the company!!!

Beer has to be in there somewhere.

 

[K-town Vol Fan]

How long do we have to keep our hands up?

You can put them down now.

I already have this envisioned. If/when he announces, ill be standing in front of my tv, with my jaw on the floor and the tears will start flowing. Then im going to get a 5th of Jack and drink all of it. Then I'm going to piss all over fade_route.

 

[247VOL365]

when I read it the first time I thought he said if we DON"T lol

Makes sense now.

 

[247VOL365]

I may cry it depends on how bad of an ass whipping I take when I rub my ba!!s on my neighbors Florida Gator flag that is on their front porch.

HA!!!

 

[247VOL365]

You can put them down now.

I already have this envisioned. If/when he announces, ill be standing in front of my tv, with my jaw on the floor and the tears will start flowing. Then im going to get a 5th of Jack and drink all of it. Then I'm going to piss all over fade_route.

Quality.

 

[volatil]

Are y'all sure this isn't a football game? Crowd is about the same.

 

[VOLout8]

After all my time being spent here if he comes, my wife may even come back if he was named coach. I feel like my kids would remember me eventually.

 

[Jake]

Beer has to be in there somewhere.

Insert "drink a beer" after each bullet point

 

[gardners_51609]

He will be announced most likely while I am at work, and I will then promptly take the rest of the day off. Because I will be doing no good there.

 

[daj2576]

We all do, that's the main reason we're in the Gruden thread. Looks like we'll have to be patient a while longer or hope Hart starts posting info on here. :biggrin:

So true.

All I want is when I lay down at night and the last thought that crosses my mind is that everything is going to be okay because Gruden is coming, I don't then have to stay awake another 4 hours scouring volnation wondering why I ever believed any of it.