Official Jon Gruden Thread VI

[SamRebel35]

Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that mayo is your pet name for C**?

Quote before delete.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Just got through watchin the amazing Spiderman on Demand. Emma Stone is drool worthy.:w00t:

But does her mouth move in an appealing manner?

 

[COOKEVOL]

COOKE. quit being a P**** and grab a 12er and go meet that man. I command you

Why don't you pick me up since it's on the way.

 

[SamRebel35]

But does her mouth move?

It's not about if it moves, but HOW it moves. Lol. Sorry Goat.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

But does her mouth move?

I'd love to find out....giggity.

 

[Escape Goat]

Why don't you pick me up since it's on the way.

I'm pretty buzzed bro. I would be pulling over every 20 miles to urinate. Pretty sure that highway patrol would not be impressed catching a class A CDL holder pissing on the interstate.

 

[Escape Goat]

It's not about if it moves, but HOW it moves. Lol. Sorry Goat.

Why Sam? Why?

 

[SamRebel35]

I'm pretty buzzed bro. I would be pulling over every 20 miles to urinate. Pretty sure that highway patrol would not be impressed catching a class A CDL holder pissing on the interstate.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I'm pretty buzzed bro. I would be pulling over every 20 miles to urinate. Pretty sure that highway patrol would not be impressed catching a class A CDL holder pissing on the interstate.

I vasss jushhh watrin the grashh occifer.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that mayo is your pet name for C**?

Somehow I knew when I typed that you would go there.
Lol good work!!!

 

[SamRebel35]

Why Sam? Why?

The funny thing is that you probably only had that post up for 15 seconds, but everybody saw it. Lol. It might take a while for you to live that one down.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Anybody have any good Gruden news they would like to share?

 

[Escape Goat]

I vasss jushhh watrin the grashh occifer.

I ain't slurring my words drunk. I'm take my dirtbike around the block and tear ip some ****ing yards drunk. You better redneckonize.

 

[Escape Goat]

Anybody have any good Gruden news they would like to share?

Yes. Don't hold your breath. I want him here too but...

 

[COOKEVOL]

I'm pretty buzzed bro. I would be pulling over every 20 miles to urinate. Pretty sure that highway patrol would not be impressed catching a class A CDL holder pissing on the interstate.

Bring some milk jugs. The plastic kind.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

But does her mouth move in an appealing manner?

There.
I fixed it.

 

[Escape Goat]

The funny thing is that you probably only had that post up for 15 seconds, but everybody saw it. Lol. It might take a while for you to live that one down.

With who? You, Cooke, Rucker, and Doyle? I'm cool with y'all clowning on me.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

I ain't slurring my words drunk. I'm take my dirtbike around the block and tear ip some ****ing yards drunk. You better redneckonize.

Ahhh the good ole days..Wait..no .I mean that's awful.

 

[SamRebel35]

I vasss jushhh watrin the grashh occifer.

While getting cuffed and thrown in the cop car "Oh I'm sorry officer! I thought this was America!"

 

[Escape Goat]

Bring some milk jugs. The plastic kind.

Extra gas?

 

[COOKEVOL]

I ain't slurring my words drunk. I'm take my dirtbike around the block and tear ip some ****ing yards drunk. You better redneckonize.

That's my kind of drunk.

 

[Escape Goat]

Ahhh the good ole days..Wait..no .I mean that's awful.

Sad thing is bro, I still live that lifestyle. I could tell funny stories for weeks.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Anybody have any good Gruden news they would like to share?

?

 

[SamRebel35]

With who? You, Cooke, Rucker, and Doyle? I'm cool with y'all clowning on me.

Yeah. All in good fun.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

While getting cuffed and thrown in the cop car "Oh I'm sorry officer! I thought this was America!"

I was drunk in a bar..they threw me in public..arrest them.....I love Ron White.