Official Jon Gruden Thread VI

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Escape Goat said:
It's all ****s and giggles until you see blue lights. Then its time to hatch out a game plan. Rule #1. A cop car can NOT cut through yards. Know that rule and you are straight.
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It's best to choose a route that does not include barbed wire topped fences.
 
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COOKEVOL said:
It's best to choose a route that does not include barbed wire topped fences.
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Bingo. Lucky for me all my neighbors are too cheap to afford the humiliation of being so paranoid to erect a barb wire fence in a residential situation. I have run into that quandary in a farm setting.
 
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Just had a funny thought.
Can you guys imagine if Gruden was told about this gigantic thread and came over here to check it out? Only to open it up to the night crew's drunken ramblings.
I think we would sign the contract on the spot!
 
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Doyle Hargraves said:
Just had a funny thought.
Can you guys imagine if Gruden was told about this gigantic thread and came over here to check it out? Only to open it up to the night crew's drunken ramblings.
I think we would sign the contract on the spot!
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Lol. He is most definitely a squatch fan. He would totally understand where we are coming from.
 
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SamRebel35 said:
Or lawn gnomes. Those bishes will ruin a good dirt bike.
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Were you riding a 50? I would demolish a yard gnome. I would and have ran up a flight of concrete stairs. I have gotten to the top of said stairs and ripped a lawn all over some old womens front porch. Completed my ride, drove back and saw the same old lady sweeping the dirt off her porch. I laughed and laughed and laughed.
 
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Escape Goat said:
Were you riding a 50? I would demolish a yard gnome. I would and have ran up a flight of concrete stairs. I have gotten to the top of said stairs and ripped a lawn all over some old womens front porch. Completed my ride, drove back and saw the same old lady sweeping the dirt off her porch. I laughed and laughed and laughed.
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You are like Mr. Rogers. I would love to be your neighbor... so long as I was immune to your drunken shenanigans.
 
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SamRebel35 said:
You are like Mr. Rogers. I would love to be your neighbor... so long as I was immune to your drunken shenanigans.
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I'm far from mr Rodgers. If you have seen a few of my posts, you know how I view my neighbors. God says love thy neighbors, but he never met any of these dumb son of a *****es. I would be honored to have you, or any of the grudenites as my neighbor. Oh and you too COOKE. Hahaha. Jk Cooke. Your my boy.
 
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