Official Jon Gruden Thread VI

[COOKEVOL]

Nah. I'm in breakfast mode right now. Pancakes, bacon, eggs, and biscuits with gravy.

Mmmmmmm. Lets go to Waffle House.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

*slips 5 drops of liquid acid in ruckers water*

Oh hell... Oh crap I see dead people with snakes in their ponytails and huge dildos comin after me....Oh nevermind they was just askin directions to the Y in Townsend.

 

[SamRebel35]

Chimay Blue

Never had it. Googled it though. 9% abv. Sounds awesome.

 

[Escape Goat]

Oh hell... Oh crap I see dead people with snakes in their ponytails and huge dildos comin after me....Oh nevermind they was just askin directions to the Y in Townsend.

Very well thought out joke IMO.

Ol Rucker is starting to be a late night regular.

 

[SamRebel35]

Would you choke slam her for 3 grand slams from Denny's?

Without hesitation.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

How you doing tonight Ruck?

I was doin great till goat sent me on a bad trip.

 

[Escape Goat]

Never had it. Googled it though. 9% abv. Sounds awesome.

.9. Lmao. It better be 5.9. .9 is almost an odouls

 

[SamRebel35]

Oh hell... Oh crap I see dead people with snakes in their ponytails and huge dildos comin after me....Oh nevermind they was just askin directions to the Y in Townsend.

Post of the night award imo.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Be honest. Have y'all turned from the travel channel? I'm starting to get in a decent mood now and wanna keep up

I'm still there.

 

[Escape Goat]

Without hesitation.

I like your style Sam. I could never say that even jokingly about. Mine, but I like your style.

 

[Escape Goat]

I'm still there.

Sweet. I lost intrest, but I'm still there. Chic is wearing winter clothes. Sigh.

 

[SamRebel35]

I'm still there.

As am I.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Never had it. Googled it though. 9% abv. Sounds awesome.

My wife got for me as a surprise. It is really good. Problem is beer selection in Cookeville is limited. Always hit up the liquor store when in big cities so I can stock up on the high gravity stuff.

 

[Escape Goat]

Post of the night award imo.

Nights still young, but I am cool with your nomination. Wait until I take two sleeping pills before I chug my last two beers. There inside lies the gold. Jmo though.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Oh hell... Oh crap I see dead people with snakes in their ponytails and huge dildos comin after me....Oh nevermind they was just askin directions to the Y in Townsend.

Best post ever.

 

[Ulysees E. McGill]

Never liked beer. Just went straight to the good stuff.

 

[Escape Goat]

Never liked beer. Just went straight to the good stuff.

:yuck: Beer or moonshine for me

 

[SamRebel35]

My wife got for me as a surprise. It is really good. Problem is beer selection in Cookeville is limited. Always hit up the liquor store when in big cities so I can stock up on the high gravity stuff.

Yeah. I like a high gravity every once in a while. I mostly stick to bocks, porters, browns, and amerian ales. Nothing extremely hoppy, but love love love malty.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Without hesitation.

Hilarious.

 

[Escape Goat]

Deleted

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Deleted for drunken observation.

Lol

 

[SamRebel35]

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Lol. Why did you delete that? It wasn't bad, just weird.

 

[Escape Goat]

Yay. Time to piss again.

 

[Escape Goat]

Lol. Why did you delete that? It wasn't bad, just weird.

Huh? I just typed deleted.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Yeah. I like a high gravity every once in a while. I mostly stick to bocks, porters, browns, and amerian ales. Nothing extremely hoppy, but love love love malty.

I've got a nice brown in the fridge that I got last time I was in Wisconsin. There is a great microbrewery called New Glarus and you can only get it in Wisconsin unfortunately.