Official Jon Gruden Thread VI

[Escape Goat]

First beer piss of the night. Dun dun din dun. The seal is broken. Now I will piss every 5 mins

 

[SamRebel35]

I love it. I have a semi crush on Amy on this show though.

A bit gothy for my taste.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Why are all home shopping networks selling dongs at 1:00 am?

 

[Escape Goat]

Not fond of the biters but boa's can be pretty cool. Had a small 18" Dumeril boa that liked to wrap around my ponytail. Forgot the snake was there once and went out shopping... Lol

That long hair can't hide that red neck boy. Hahaha. I'm kidding. I'm not to fond of snakes.

 

[SamRebel35]

Not fond of the biters but boa's can be pretty cool. Had a small 18" Dumeril boa that liked to wrap around my ponytail. Forgot the snake was there once and went out shopping... Lol

In highschool I had a 9 foot Columbian Red Tail Boa, a 4 or 5 foot ball python, and a 5 foot corn snake. I love snakes.

 

[Escape Goat]

A bit gothy for my taste.

Same. I like certain qualities about her. Would not date her.

 

[SamRebel35]

Why are all home shopping networks selling dongs at 1:00 am?

dongs?

 

[Escape Goat]

Why are all home shopping networks selling dongs at 1:00 am?

Lmao. Never seen a dong on the home shopping network.

 

[Escape Goat]

dongs?

Pretty sure we told him the travel channel not the dong network

 

[COOKEVOL]

dongs?

You know, wangs.

 

[SamRebel35]

You know, wangs.

Lol.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Lmao. Never seen a dong on the home shopping network.

They turn into adult toy shopping channels. I noticed it when I was searching for dead files.

 

[Escape Goat]

They turn into adult toy shopping channels. I noticed it when I was searching for dead files.

Lol COOKE. I have vouched for your ability to create Tomfoolery on here. Don't make an ass out of me.

 

[COOKEVOL]

I would not let a dead person enter my body. I'm married and that wouldn't be right.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Lol COOKE. I have vouched for your ability to create Tomfoolery on here. Don't make an ass out of me.

I is struggling tonight. Still tired, and may need beer to help.

 

[Escape Goat]

I would not let a dead person enter my body. I'm married and that wouldn't be right.

She claims to not be able to turn that off or on. It's a "gift". U either believe it or don't. She draws a sketch of what she sees at the end to see if it matches up to what the owners see. Also against records on the dwelling. It took me 3 episodes to get me to start liking the show

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

I hate work.
They make me do stuff.

 

[SamRebel35]

I is struggling tonight. Still tired, and may need beer to help.

Mmmm beer. I wonder how many points beer is.

 

[Escape Goat]

I is struggling tonight. Still tired, and may need beer to help.

Drink. I am too. Gets your mind off ****

 

[Escape Goat]

Mmmm beer. I wonder how many points beer is.

0. Do it. Do it now!!!

 

[DynaVol]

In highschool I had a 9 foot Columbian Red Tail Boa, a 4 or 5 foot ball python, and a 5 foot corn snake. I love snakes.

Guy gave me the boa cause he kept having to force feed it and got tired of it. At 4 yrs old only 18". We tried all the little tricks and never could get it to strike, finally discovered that it was racist when they store was out of pinkies. Grew like a weed after that.

 

[Escape Goat]

I hate work.
They make me do stuff.

lol:

 

[COOKEVOL]

Mmmm beer. I wonder how many points beer is.

Fitty

 

[COOKEVOL]

Drink. I am too. Gets your mind off ****

Well, I'm sold. Back in a second.

 

[SamRebel35]

I hate work.
They make me do stuff.

Ughhh, don't they know you got stuff to do on the interwebz?