Official Jon Gruden Thread VI

[COOKEVOL]

Ok good deal. Let's brighten this thread back up.

Anybody seen Duck Dynasty?

That's where I am.

 

[SamRebel35]

Very very very good

Off topic (even though there aren't any general topics during "the show"). I watched a food network show. This guy cut up an onion and poured some honey/vinegar sauce on it and ate it raw like that. He was raving about it, so I figured it was good. I got up off the couch and did the exact same thing. I almost barfed, and my breath is still putrid.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Hmm.

 

[SamRebel35]

That's where I am.

Good deal captain Cooke.

 

[Escape Goat]

Off topic (even though there aren't any general topics during "the show"). I watched a food network show. This guy cut up an onion and poured some honey/vinegar sauce on it and ate it raw like that. He was raving about it, so I figured it was good. I got up off the couch and did the exact same thing. I almost barfed, and my breath is still putrid.

Lol Sam. I hate onions. I like vidalia (sp) onions.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Are they gonna rub this kid out?

 

[DynaVol]

Duck dynasty any good? Never seen it.

 

[SamRebel35]

Are they gonna rub this kid out?

Whuu?

 

[SamRebel35]

"I love ya. Let me get in ya briches"

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Well, I don't want to give too much away about my job because I could get in trouble being online doing this. Lol

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Are they gonna rub this kid out?

Sandusky?

 

[COOKEVOL]

Whuu?

These duck dudes and the boyfriend.

 

[SamRebel35]

Well, I don't want to give too much away about my job because I could get in trouble being online doing this. Lol

Oh ok gotcha. Well be careful. Just remember: ctrl + tab

 

[Escape Goat]

I would be outttttttttt of there if a cotton mouth was spotted. :bye:

 

[COOKEVOL]

Sandusky?

Out not off

 

[SamRebel35]

I would be outttttttttt of there if a cotton mouth was spotted. :bye:

Why you such a pu$$y? Cotton mouths aint sheeeet.

 

[Doyle Hargraves]

Public education at work.

 

[Escape Goat]

Why you such a pu$$y? Cotton mouths aint sheeeet.

Horse poop. They are the most aggressive poisonous snake in tenarcee.

 

[Escape Goat]

Public education at work.

That woman looks like an elephant IMO.

 

[SamRebel35]

Do you think any of these men would get kicked out of the family if they shaved their beard?

 

[Escape Goat]

Do you think any of these men would get kicked out of the family if they shaved their beard?

Yes. They won't even hire outside help unless they sport a beard.

 

[SamRebel35]

Public education at work.

The moon can fit neatly between my index finger and my thumb. Can't do that with an elephant. It's science.

 

[Escape Goat]

The moon can fit neatly between my index finger and my thumb. Can't do that with an elephant. It's science.

Maybe she thought her bare ass was the moon. I still think that would be larger than the elephant though.

 

[COOKEVOL]

The moon can fit neatly between my index finger and my thumb. Can't do that with an elephant. It's science.

Harvard grad?

 

[SamRebel35]

Horse poop. They are the most aggressive poisonous snake in tenarcee.

Yeah I know. I was just being a jerk. I was swimming at the Y in Townsend (not the family center. It is a section of the river) and I saw a cotton mouth swimming about ten feet from me. I started yellin' at everybody to warn them of it. I was the most popular guy at the Y that day.