smokeyhuntsgators
The Good Witch Of Volnation
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I wonder if the national media will have a complete meltdown over this. They just don't expect this from us. It doens't fit the image they have of us in their heads. Tim Brando needs it shoved striaght up his A$$!
This, the Official Jon Gruden thread IX will go down as the most epic thread in volnation history and should be moved (along with the Bryce Brown and Jessie Scroggins thread) to the volnation.com Hall of Fame. The only difference being the sweet ending that evaded the two other mentioned threads.
My theory on the "announcement" . . .
- Half-time of SEC Championship game, CBS cuts to a special news conference at UT. The anticipation in the room is palpable, as no sources have confirmed or denied anything to this point.
- Dave Hart walks out, says a few words, and then introduces . . .
PHIL F'IN FULMER!
- The media is stunned, Rucker giggles with glee, Ainge has an aneurysm. The smell of burning serta emanates from the strip
- Then Fulmer says a few brief words about what a great job Tennessee is, blah blah blah, then proceeds to introduce . . . .
- JON FREAKING GRUDEN! And the haze from the once riotous, but now celebratory mattress burnings lingers over Knoxville for days, like a shawl of glorious velvet draped over the shoulders of George Costanza
This, the Official Jon Gruden thread IX will go down as the most epic thread in volnation history and should be moved (along with the Bryce Brown and Jessie Scroggins thread) to the volnation.com Hall of Fame. The only difference being the sweet ending that evaded the two other mentioned threads.