Official Jon Gruden Thread 37

[TN-POSSUM]

Are we sure he’s a boy?

Real boys don't say silly.

 

[TenUhSee]

What does everyone make of the Swain tweet?

100% Pure Bullsquat

 

[TennGirl0723]

Introduce your daughter to Albert Hanyesworth, see what happens.

hahahaha....

 

[HausVol]

Possibly....I am hoping I just got punked. He said he is a real athlete - he races motorcycles. I just sat here thinking WTF..I looked at her and said, "does he know who your granddad is?" (i can't elaborate here cause it would dox me)...anyway, I am hoping as soon as I get her alone I can shake some sense in to her. And I can't wait til her dad gets a load of this one. Geesh.

Ok just let me know. You know where I’m from so a place to hide the body will be no problem lol

 

[vollygirl]

How many lawyers did it take to draft that document?

An assistant worked on it til 2 in the mornin.

 

[TennGirl0723]

What in the world is he in to? Gymnastics?

I don't know if that would be worse than they BS he was spewing. :lolabove:

 

[andywilson001]

Not going to the game today. I need to drink somewhere. What is everyone else doing? I'm pretty sure my daughter just tried to break my heart by introducing me to her new boyfriend who said "I think football is silly" I don't know what to do. She was raised better

Sounds like you need to have a talk with that boy.

 

[TheRain]

I guess I should have worded it "how many lawyers did we pay to draft that document?" Is that better?

I used to trust Language... until I started dealing with lawyers. Now i'm not sure what "time of" means.

 

[VolFreakJosh]

Well that was an aggressive reply for a simple question. And I think you'd be mistaken if they don't raise ticket prices, concessions, etc if the salary was outrageous. I just do not think it's worth paying $10 million a season.

So you want to keep spending 3-4 million on mediocre coaches?

Good coaches aren’t cheap.

The money isn’t the issue nor has it ever been the issue.

It’s the boneheaded decisions our Administration has made in the past that has brought mediocre results.

 

[columbia vol]

Introduce your daughter to Albert Hanyesworth, see what happens.

She could take him imo

 

[TennGirl0723]

Ok just let me know. You know where I’m from so a place to hide the body will be no problem lol

Right! He is from "up the road" - wouldn't be too hard to hide the body with all the people I know

 

[james_govols]

Things change quick. I took a nap 3 hours ago and orangepill was saying Gruden is already signed.

Now, everyone is depressed.

I can't wait for another three hours to pass. Lol

 

[Sara Clark]

I don't know if that would be worse than they BS he was spewing. :lolabove:

Maybe you should give him some solid advise "Don't talk so much around you!"

 

[TenUhSee]

But has he? I mean, since 2013. I haven't seen that.

we were warned about all the "GRUDEN SAID NO" bombs
that would be coming !!!

IGNORE IT !!!

GRUDEN TO THE HILL !

100%

 

[HausVol]

Right! He is from "up the road" - wouldn't be too hard to hide the body with all the people I know

Well I’m working all night so I’ll be up if that punk gets out of hand.

 

[buckfama]

It’s media induced.

They say Mullen is an underwhelming hire for Florida but perfect for Tennessee.

Makes me sick.

Exactly, dumbest chit ever..

Shows exact what the media thinks of us.

 

[DougVol]

Fox sports radio just said Oakland is wanting Gruden and already put out feelers.

I doubt his family wants to live in Vegas

 

[KnoxSkiVol]

Don't worry y'all. Gruden is getting a quick drink at Cool Beans before the game. Soon!

 

[VolNExile]

Duh.

Behr, random unrelated: I posted a question on your food thread. Just whenever you are back over there again. :hi:

 

[TN-POSSUM]

we were warned about all the "GRUDEN SAID NO" bombs
that would be coming !!!

IGNORE IT !!!

GRUDEN TO THE HILL !

100%

Truth.

The screens, they're smokey.

 

[djohnnyg]

Fox sports radio just said Oakland is wanting Gruden and already put out feelers.

This story was started by Mike Florio who just throws stuff against the wall to see what sticks. He has been wrong more often than not.

 

[Squints]

Who is Jong Ruden?

His successor.....

 

[VolFreakJosh]

Exactly, dumbest chit ever..

Shows exact what the media thinks of us.

The difference between UF & UT?

UF’s fanbase doesn’t want to accept mediocrity but our fanbase seems to be ok with it.

No excuse for this kind of behavior at all.

 

[NAILS]

He's not used to being challenged on his garbage. If a caller starts poking holes in his line of BS, he just cuts them off.

Hey Sara. You should call in ro Jimmy and set him straight

 

[Cobb-Webb 1989]

You know when "Larry" the Dr Pepper guy first came out:

I thought it was Patterson

(lol)
Am I the only one?