Official Jon Gruden Thread 36

[Volwark]

Notice how you always disappear when things are looking up

Things are never looking up. It's a fantasy land.

 

[Volfan76]

Hold till relieved people

Jimmy burn...NICE!

 

[butchna]

I just closed my eyes at my desk, and saw a G. that has to be a sign....

You tore your cornea.

 

[mrmax86]

Kiffin Trolling

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[BogeyVol]

Gotta work now. At the rate these threads go, see y'all about 100 pages from now in thread 37...

 

[SHOWOFF]

You tore your cornea.

Probably. Too much work to do and too much reading on VN. I need a drink....

 

[DuckinVol]

Figured I’d post now since it’s not as fast as it can be sometimes- are there any boards on here for Vols in different cities to connect?

Just moved to Austin TX a year ago and have had some trouble finding a permanent job(have done a bit of temp work since I've been here). Have good experience and am a hard worker.

Would love it if some Vols in ATX could maybe point me in the right direction.

What say you guys?

Also, I’m 100% on Gruden.

Get on Facebook and look for the Austin Vol page. There's a good group of alumni there.

 

[VFL-82-JP]

Dudley opened the new thread when this thread was at 6,695 posts. Earlier and earlier.


So you can switch over now if you wish. :good!:

 

[Hacksaw11]

Time to put the finishing move on ol' Jon. Take your pick:

Diamond Dallas Page- Diamond Cutter
Shawn Michaels- Sweet chin music
Brett Hart- Sharpshooter
Steve Austin- Stone Cold Stunner
Jake the Snake- DDT
Goldberg- Jackhammer
Nature Boy Ric Flair- Figure 4

Go ahead Jon. Tap out!

 

[zydane47]

this thing needs to be over....all of our jobs are on the line dammit

Maybe for y'all, but as much as I've goofed off at my desk and haven't been fired by now, this won't do it either lol

 

[Orange&whitelover]

The way this is playing out in all the media. All eyes are on Tennessee when the coach is announced.

A few weeks ago no one even talked about UT. The ESPN college crew thought it was a joke to even consider Tennessee could win.

With the Grumors now getting out nationally. Sports Radio shows that are on nationally mention them everyday. Yes they make fun of them but they are paying attention.

When Currie makes his announcement he will have national attention. I can only believe he has "pocket aces" up his sleeves. So

Gruden to the hill.

 

[LakeMaryFLVol]

Has everyone forgot what Beav and Bubba said it would be dark that there would be a No and that Currie has to swoop in at the end to save the day for all the cred?

 

[Jake]

True that. What an amazingly long season.

I really hope we don’t dump 4-8 on our history. I’m going to be really sad.

 

[rocketskates]

Let's charge the Mullen thread and burn that ***** down! I need to relieve some frustration.

 

[Jake]

Get on Facebook and look for the Austin Vol page. There's a good group of alumni there.

I almost suggested he reach out to you when I saw his post last night...

 

[vol.E]

I'm keeping the faith. If he sais no, I don't care who they hire, I'm gonna trick my brain into only seeing Gruden on the sidelines.

Let's not get carried away now

 

[Face]

Let's charge the Mullen thread and burn that ***** down! I need to relieve some frustration.

You don’t like them doing that here. Don’t do that there.

 

[rocketskates]

Kiffin Trolling

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Bless his heart. Poor thing will do anything for attention.

 

[Volfan76]

Kiffin Trolling

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Smart Kiffin.....keep burning those bridges.

 

[MaTaLa]

Things are never looking up. It's a fantasy land.

You're so edgy

 

[mrmax86]

Did you post the GIF that actually has the f word in it? I got an infraction for that one.

 

[Jake]

Kiffin Trolling

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That’s cheap....as usual.

 

[Volbrando]

Smart Kiffin.....keep burning those bridges.

well... wherever he was on the list... it just got scratched off

enjoy coaching at F'NU

 

[Halph66]

A wise man once said:

"If at first the game - or the breaks - go against you, don't let up... put on more steam."

 

[tlester3672]

Retweeted Total Vols Move (@TotalVolsMove):

BREAKING: Sources inside UT's band says they changed their set list for LSU halftime. Instead of Beethoven's 9th, they are now practicing Thunderstruck with John Currie on lead guitar. During which a C-130 flyby will have an "unidentified parachuter" dropped onto 50 yd line.

And as unidentified parachuter decends, he whips out an flamethrower and torches the pic of Butch on the back of the Jumbotron to reveal "Chucky" cutting the throats of an elephant and a gator!!