Official Jon Gruden Thread 36

[jes]

SIAP,

The following was posted on Facebook just now by Stacey Campfield (ex-senator):

"NEWS FLASH!!

Okay I was wrong.

My sources have now told me that UT has been in communication with Jon Gruden. And the talks are very serious about Gruden taking the head coaching job at the University of Tennessee for football.

Supposedly the talks started in earnest about a week ago at Morton's in Nashville when Gruden was in town for the Titans game.

John Curry, Beverly Davenport , Jon Gruden and his agent had a private room dinner to work out numbers and contract variables. The number I am hearing is up to 11 million dollars per year with incentive bonuses in a five-year contract.

The hard sticking point has been pay for Coordinators and became so contentious that Gruden actually got up to leave at one point and was yelling about coming into a "dumpster fire" without real help.

As Gruden turned to leave, Currie tried to get out in front of him and calm him down but somehow got tangled up in the chairs and fell down. Not giving up he grabbed Gruden's ankle and started to plead with him to stay while pulling on his leg just like I'm pulling on yours with this story."

Trolls, please pay attention... This is how you do it!

 

[SaintLouisVol]

Holy crap! It does taste like that.

I kind of like those little micro hotdogs they have though.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

It's what the cool kids use.

Well I am not a kid so there's that.

 

[Dudleys87]

What did I miss?

 

[BIGORANGEFISH]

Breaking the law in Knoxville is acceptable if it involves Grumors

Alright, which one of you was it? lol

I'm not that lucky. Officer would've be a Bamer fan and Ida got tazed!

 

[Orange_Crush]

The days of any legit info on message boards are gone.
It is ludicrous all the folks who jump in and act like they have info when in reality they are spreading a rumor from another site trying to look like they are in the know.

Case after case after case if you look back at this thread.

Laughable how Guliible some are even a second time around.

LWS is the only one with cred and he has always stated a 5% chance.

You're contradicting yourself. :hi:

 

[Zues1]

Catch up...this is now the hate on Skyline chili thread

Get Dad a three way, bawahaha

 

[coffeevol]

Maybe just me but 3 corona commercials and no sign of Gruden or Gruden hotline on thursday night football....


#soon

 

[VEKZY]

You may or may not be correct!

Also to Beaver and those wanting me to talk to you on Twitter: I'll be completely honest and say I'm not as confident in who you two are as I let on. I have a fairly good idea, but it's more or less an educated guess based on some of your posts.

Feel free to verify my past info here and here, however. I'd actually appreciate that with all of the hate I've gotten today.

If you think I was "hating" you by questioning whether or not you know who beaver is, you are wrong. I even said afterwards that I respect any info that anyone brings to this board.

Did you speak with Beav? Or are you not going to reach out to him?

Thanks for the info you have brought, but if you don't know who people are, don't lead people on with that sort of information, it ruins your overall credibility.

:hi:

 

[Give_All_Vol]

[twitter]https://twitter.com/NewMarketMauler/status/931331548670038016?s=17[/twitter]

That sums up the day absolutely perfectly!!

 

[volgr]

I kind of like those little micro hotdogs they have though.

Micro hot dog? The Butch Jones special?

 

[tvolsfan]

I really doubt the players will be informed of their new coach before the media announces. I could be wrong.

If Gruden wants former Vols on the staff, players will find out regardless.

 

[UTSuave’]

Lol, we aren't bros or anything. But I did get a chance to talk to him for a bit at a fundraiser once.

Ahhh I see those are always a blast

 

[TNHopeful505]

Gruden just changed his Myspace background to a power T

John Currie is #4 in his Top 8.

 

[DownTheField]

you must be new around here....idle chit chat feels the void since there ain't much else to do but wait for Currie to walk to the podium and cause most of VolNation to wet their pants !

feel the void man...feel the void

 

[AllVawlNathan]

Photo or it did not happen.🤒

There were people at the airport waiting on him, including me. If he were at Calhoun’s with Peyton it would already have been posted 1000 times.

 

[Dudleys87]

John Currie is #4 in his Top 8.

Ohh lawd

 

[VolnJC]

I kind of like those little micro hotdogs they have though.

Never had one...Knoxville now has a Culver's though...I used to eat there constantly when I was working up in Wisconsin

 

[Boca Vol]

Can anyone confirm this?

Yes, your leg is certainly being pulled.

 

[kentucky sucks]

In all seriousness. If gruden is not hired, this will be the biggest troll job in history.

I hope the ban hammer is warming up.

 

[Orange_Crush]

Time to watch the Titans get this W! Hope you're all having a Gruden!

Looking bad to start.

 

[VolInNorthCack]

We'll be OK if you are an Eastern NC BBQ fan....

(Assuming Northcack refers to North Carolina here)

Sorry again friend. Eastern NC BBQ is awful. Vinegar based sauce is nasty. I don't want my BBQ sauce bottle to say Massengil.

Got to be Memphis or Kansas City style with the dry rub or molasses base.

 

[Bukstar]

FWIW I'm buying everything you're selling

Ditto

 

[UT-Rex]

Can we quit talking about amusement parks and reliving high school memories and keep this focused on Gruden?

Speaking of Wally World...

The Grand Canyon! (Ok, let's go...) - YouTube

 

[EarthtoHuffman]