Official Jon Gruden Thread 34

[Mike4Vols]

Walk on linebacker here and his dad was a kicker?...just guessing

Leader of the defense that held Bo to 80 yards.

 

[UTSuave’]

Yes. Like I said, 'direct' connection with said player. I'm friends with her on Facebook and she hinted last week that this player was contacted by JG.

I figured it out..Daniel hood what's my prize 🤷🏽

 

[OldTimer]

I cannot comment on whether MIT is an insider or not, but I can say with utmost certainty that he does know his Scotch.

they have an app for that......

 

[Volnbeers]

As you can verify from my account info, I’ve been imprisoned in a cone of silence for the past 8 years. My disbelief of how far the program had fallen from its once majestic heights had stolen away all of my hope and ability to speak positively about the future of my beloved Vols.

But something disturbed the powerful forces that held the cone in place. Just before noon last Sunday a large crack formed in the cone and I felt a warmth to the east. I recognized immediately that this feeling was of hope that I used to know so well. I listened intently and heard faint voices in the distance saying, “soon”. I noticed those voices growing louder and louder as each hour passed. “Soon. Soon! SOON!!!” The crack widened with the rumbling voices which crashed like the waves agains the shore during a hurricane. Finally, the cone crumbled.

Then I saw a vision of a great man clad in orange followed by a spider and two bananas each of which were split into a “Y” shape. Upon seeing this vision I was displaying a full-on Grude which was impossible to hide. My voice returned and I began instinctively spreading the Grude to all with whom I came into contact. I began to find extrme joy when spreading Grude to the “deniers” and “naysayers” masquerading as Vol fans.

Let all be warned!!! The GrudeMeter reads “Nuclear” and all in the SEC and the nation need beware as they will SOON by affected by the fallout! May their souls rest in peace!

OA is out!

 

[NorCalVol67]

Just got into a new bottle of Laguvulin 16, great stuff.

Beaver, if you have any more recommendations high or low end, I'm all ears

This one is quite good.

 

[VolNExile]

Yeah, but thanks to Kevin Gates now everyone has 2 phones!

Edit: Forgot everyone on VN is at least 50, go ask your kids about that one I guess.

Gosh, what an annoying little person you are. :zeitung_lesen:

 

[BP4Prez]

As you can verify from my account info, I’ve been imprisoned in a cone of silence for the past 8 years. My disbelief of how far the program had fallen from its once majestic heights had stolen away all of my hope and ability to speak positively about the future of my beloved Vols.

But something disturbed the powerful forces that held the cone in place. Just before noon last Sunday a large crack formed in the cone and I felt a warmth to the east. I recognized immediately that this feeling was of hope that I used to know so well. I listened intently and heard faint voices in the distance saying, “soon”. I noticed those voices growing louder and louder as each hour passed. “Soon. Soon! SOON!!!” The crack widened with the rumbling voices which crashed like the waves agains the shore during a hurricane. Finally, the cone crumbled.

Then I saw a vision of a great man clad in orange followed by a spider and two bananas each of which were split into a “Y” shape. Upon seeing this vision I was displaying a full-on Grude which was impossible to hide. My voice returned and I began instinctively spreading the Grude to all with whom I came into contact. I began to find extrme joy when spreading Grude to the “deniers” and “naysayers” masquerading as Vol fans.

Let all be warned!!! The GrudeMeter reads “Nuclear” and all in the SEC and the nation need beware as they will SOON by affected by the fallout! May their souls rest in peace!

OA is out!

What a first post!!

 

[TruVolGritt]

There is one candidate that we all would prefer over Jon Gruden. And I dare say this in the Gruden thread. Peyton Manning would be #1 on everyone’s list. Even the most religious Grudenites in here. And it would totally blind side us all and make Saban #*#* his pants. Wonder if that has been discussed at all?

Gruden is the only guy that makes Saben go potty in his pants, he knows his recruiting pipeline instantly dries up thus ending his reign of dominance forcing his retirement to be a car salesman...just sayin.

 

[25801VOL]

I would kill for a date of announcement from even a semi credible source.

Here is a credible source who has received recent information.

Twitter

 

[Poppa T]

Does errbody on this forum have alternate IDs in storage and just now activating them for Gruden?

 

[Hawkpilot]

🍊🍊🍊🏈🏈🏈

You forgot 🏆🏆🏆

 

[jb865]

Unless Coach Gruden flew to Tampa this morning and then flew back to Knoxville this afternoon, he is not on campus today. The hubby was sitting in front of him from Atlanta to Tampa this morning.

would have been so much easier to come straight to knox, spend day with son and go to meeting that afternoon.

 

[CountVolcula]

Somebody needs to put a GPS on Gruden

 

[Squints]

As you can verify from my account info, I’ve been imprisoned in a cone of silence for the past 8 years. My disbelief of how far the program had fallen from its once majestic heights had stolen away all of my hope and ability to speak positively about the future of my beloved Vols.

But something disturbed the powerful forces that held the cone in place. Just before noon last Sunday a large crack formed in the cone and I felt a warmth to the east. I recognized immediately that this feeling was of hope that I used to know so well. I listened intently and heard faint voices in the distance saying, “soon”. I noticed those voices growing louder and louder as each hour passed. “Soon. Soon! SOON!!!” The crack widened with the rumbling voices which crashed like the waves agains the shore during a hurricane. Finally, the cone crumbled.

Then I saw a vision of a great man clad in orange followed by a spider and two bananas each of which were split into a “Y” shape. Upon seeing this vision I was displaying a full-on Grude which was impossible to hide. My voice returned and I began instinctively spreading the Grude to all with whom I came into contact. I began to find extrme joy when spreading Grude to the “deniers” and “naysayers” masquerading as Vol fans.

Let all be warned!!! The GrudeMeter reads “Nuclear” and all in the SEC and the nation need beware as they will SOON by affected by the fallout! May their souls rest in peace!

OA is out!

Nostragruden?

 

[OldTimer]

would have been so much easier to come straight to knox, spend day with son and go to meeting that afternoon.

not very stealthy........

 

[smokeyhuntsgators]

There's roughly 6.6M people in TN, don't be ridiculous.

lol:

 

[fhod_dj_x]

Wikipedia has confirmed that Jon Gruden is head coach of the Volunteers!!!!!!!

 

[Grand Vol]

Waterworld

Holy blast from the past lol

That's some old school Gruden 2012 talk right there.

 

[BP4Prez]

Here is a credible source who has received recent information.

Twitter

Swain has been all over the place for the past month.

 

[vol4eva]

All we need is an appearance from Faildozer, and the Chronicles of Gruden will be nearly complete!

 

[OrangeShadeOfDoom]

Here is a credible source who has received recent information.

Twitter

He's been flip fopping all damn day.

 

[Atlanta VOL]

Tomorrow will prove to be a pivotal day in the hunt for red October

 

[rkvdg]

here is a credible source who has received recent information.

twitter

he has since switch feelings again.

 

[nashvillevolunteer]

That article from swain basically says boosters want gruden but Currie and staff doesn't and are going after others. If they don't go after him I hope it gets leaked they didnt

Don't forget the conference Currie came from. The person who has to say no first is Patterson.

 

[CountVolcula]

Tomorrow will prove to be a pivotal day in the hunt for red October

Holy ****