Official Jon Gruden thread 32.

[Boston Vol]

I stopped listening to Skeeter when he talked about all the recruits we didn't get under Dooley.

Lamar Dawson was a lock.

 

[CountVolcula]

Aren't those the same thing?

One has hair

 

[VFLnSFD]

Mullen is about as exciting to me as a roll of TP made out of sawdust after a week of nothing but Mexican Food

Which is why we shouldn't talk about him in the Gruden thread.

 

[rocketskates]

Chuck Cavalaris for offensive coordinator/Mullet inspector

 

[revjayp]

Everyday the grudenites gather round their little campfire and feed it rumor and innuendo and wishful thinkin, but no facts. But still, their little fire flames up.

Every day people with rational minds tell the grudenites it aint happinin for you. And everyday those braindead grudenites go like: "You're mean ol trolls for pissin on our campfire".

Rational minds? You’re guessing as much as we are. There’s more proof for Gruden than any other prospect out there. So tell me this. Why haven’t any other coaches been leaked? Ones that agents didn’t put out...

 

[EZE]

So, is Mullen the stalking horse?

Maybe it is the Beaver himself. But, it could fit a lot of things.

 

[VolNExile]

I’ve noticed that too.
You would think, if they are truly Vol fans, that they would seem disappointed that they heard or don’t think he is coming.

Some folks seem trapped in anger and disappointment. They seem to be threatened by optimism, excitement, and just having fun.

 

[revjayp]

Pot meet kettle. Keep talking like this and the IT guys at work are gonna have my lunch money.

Don’t know what this means. Sorry.

 

[NapTownVol9]

Jonathan Wade to the hill

or

Raynoch Thompson

 

[CountVolcula]

Bill Duff to the Hill

 

[FacelessArya]

A stalking horse is a figure that tests a concept with someone or mounts a challenge against someone on behalf of an anonymous third party. If the idea proves viable or popular, the anonymous figure can then declare its interest and advance the concept with little risk of failure. If the concept fails, the anonymous party will not be tainted by association with the failed concept and can either drop the idea completely or bide its time and wait until a better moment for launching an attack.

He’s calling himself the stalking horse, isn’t he? It’s under his bio. He could have tweeted it, but choose to change his bio to that. Makes me nervous after reading the wiki about it.

 

[revjayp]

Aren't those the same thing?

Thank you. My only beaver joke and it was a bad one. Thanks for getting it. 👊

 

[rocketskates]

Don’t know what this means. Sorry.

Beaver and cooter are the same thing, and if I keep typing these two words I'm gonna get in trouble at work

 

[davethevol]

I didn't major in English, wait, yes I did...Why are there quotes around this especially when the first word is "that".

I hate to be the grammar Nazi, but you ended your question with a period.

🤓

 

[Coastypop]

No

Well that was to the point. Is that because we have not had any talks with Gruden or did he say No?

 

[Dudleys87]

Jonathan Wade to the hill

or

Raynoch Thompson

Wade is one of my favorite players

 

[InVOLuntary]

The name i keep hearing the most is Mullen. That doesnt mean much, but Currie really likes Mullen for some reason. Mullen may have 0 interest in the TN job for all i know.

What makes you think no on Gruden?

 

[ericberry4heisman]

Someone asked me today how I would choose for Gruden to announce he’s taking the job. He said he wanted him to do it on MNF.

I said I would want him to make an account and post as himself in the Gruden thread. After 30+ threads, hundreds of thousands of posts, and millions of views, to have the man himself come in here and give us the news would have to be the best possible ending.

Was curious if anyone else had a “dream” way for UT or Gruden himself to announce the hire?

 

[revjayp]

Which is why we shouldn't talk about him in the Gruden thread.

I’m ready to kick a dog if someone mentions Mullen one more time. He butched that game last night. I don’t want him at all.

 

[Boomer_Vol]

So, is Mullen the stalking horse?

where's the original post about stalking horse?

 

[Vols_Life]

Beaver and cooter are the same thing, and if I keep typing these two words I'm gonna get in trouble at work

Don't worry...just tell them it was defined in the XXX forums

 

[crparker21]

Well that was to the point. Is that because we have not had any talks with Gruden or did he say No?

He doesn't know, and hasn't for a couple years now.

 

[Squints]

One has hair

Not if they took Dooley's Guide To Hygiene 110.

 

[CountVolcula]

Someone asked me today how I would choose for Gruden to announce he’s taking the job. He said he wanted him to do it on MNF.

I said I would want him to make an account and post as himself in the Gruden thread. After 30+ threads, hundreds of thousands of posts, and millions of views, to have the man himself come in here and give us the news would have to be the best possible ending.

Was curious if anyone else had a “dream” way for UT or Gruden himself to announce the hire?

Parachuting into Neyland at halftime of the Vandy game

 

[columbia vol]

Guys, my friend logged on my account and typed that stuff to see how many GTFO’s I’d get. I’m just a die hard fan in West Tennessee who enjoys reading the info. And only created the account so I could see attachments and gifs. Good things are coming regardless, but let’s get #GrudenToTheHill. Keep up the good info and Daniela every now and then.

Was it Jauan Jennings or the bartender at your hotel?