Official Jon Gruden Thread 31

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Long time reader, first time poster. I really can’t believe most of y’all think Gruden is coming. I mean what is the matter with you? I’m speaking to the ones who DONT believe. Go Vols! Soon!
 
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5FingerVolPunch said:
We'll just agree to disagree. You're missing out on several super foods by cutting out fruits and vegetables. I'm as healthy as I've ever been and I'm only cutting out processed foods, white bread, and most fatty meats.
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I always read about how so-and-so diet is what early humans lived on. Then I brush my teeth and see that I have incisors and canines (pointy for tearing things like meat) and molars (flat for grinding things like grains and other plant materials.) Whether you go with evolution or creation, or both, I don't think that's accidental.

I used to be able to tolerate very low carb diets, but not any more. I find now that I do best when I avoid food that comes out of a box or bag, food that is processed (including having "nutrients" then added back in), or food-like substances that involve shouting into a speaker from my car. Cook from scratch and push back from the table.
 
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covert29 said:
Long time reader, first time poster. I really can’t believe most of y’all think Gruden is coming. I mean what is the matter with you? I’m speaking to the ones who DONT believe. Go Vols! Soon!
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Confusing first post is confusing.

Welcome anyway.
 
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LittleDTO said:
I don’t think you want Majors doing any recruiting period. The stories i have heard straight from the assistant coaches, are hilarious and cringe worthy.

My favorite is how Majors went to the bathroom at Tony Dorset’s house. Was in there while the family and Tony were waiting in the living room. Majors was in there for 45 minutes and stunk up the whole house. Lol.
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Sometimes the deuce has just gotta drop... And it ain't always pretty.. Or pleasingly scentful... Kinda like Butch's coaching.
 
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10ecVol said:
Yep! He exposes the Keto cannot be endurance athlete lies.
Re: your foot- I heard a Paleo doc say "Man was meant to walk most the time interspersed with running FROM something trying to kill him for short intervals or TOWARDS something he wants to kill for food".
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Right, because the cavemen lived such long, healthy lives
 
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covert29 said:
Long time reader, first time poster. I really can’t believe most of y’all think Gruden is coming. I mean what is the matter with you? I’m speaking to the ones who DONT believe. Go Vols! Soon!
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Welcome, man.

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Not sure if anyone has brought this up and if so sorry for the repost. I keep hearing that Gruden makes to much money doing what he's doing now blah blah blah!

If the contract is $7.2 mill/yr plus $3 mill signing bonus for 7 yrs, has anyone thought about this?

Pappa Johns commercials with Peyton!
DISH network commercials with Dish!
Pilot Gas station commercials for Haslams!

Good grief he could really make in the neighborhood of $20 mill/yr.

SOON!

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LittleDTO said:
I don’t think you want Majors doing any recruiting period. The stories i have heard straight from the assistant coaches, are hilarious and cringe worthy.

My favorite is how Majors went to the bathroom at Tony Dorset’s house. Was in there while the family and Tony were waiting in the living room. Majors was in there for 45 minutes and stunk up the whole house. Lol.
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Sometimes it takes a while. Nothing wrong with that.
 
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LittleDTO said:
I don’t think you want Majors doing any recruiting period. The stories i have heard straight from the assistant coaches, are hilarious and cringe worthy.

My favorite is how Majors went to the bathroom at Tony Dorset’s house. Was in there while the family and Tony were waiting in the living room. Majors was in there for 45 minutes and stunk up the whole house. Lol.
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I could see that! Lol Majors didn't give af.

He's got one hell of a coaching tree though.
 
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LittleDTO said:
I don’t think you want Majors doing any recruiting period. The stories i have heard straight from the assistant coaches, are hilarious and cringe worthy.

My favorite is how Majors went to the bathroom at Tony Dorset’s house. Was in there while the family and Tony were waiting in the living room. Majors was in there for 45 minutes and stunk up the whole house. Lol.
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Considering who Tony signed with it must have smelled like roses, or Benton’s Bacon.
 
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