Official Jon Gruden Thread 31

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VaderVol said:
I snooped on Bama and gator forums. The majority of them are scared if Gruden comes. Let the fear of the Vols reign again. Gruden to the Hill.
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The Bama forums I've looked at they say they want Gruden here,but I think its tough talk from a scared lil boy, but they would hate Mullen here cause he could beat Sabah at UT.... What!!!!
How messed up is that

Also they really hate Fulmer Lmfao
 
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BoweryGuy said:
Have you read the Outside Magazine article on keto from last year?
It's titled "Is the High-Fat, Low-Carb Ketogenic Diet Right For You?" and of course, available online.
That is the best article I've seen so far for handing someone who is interested in keto. Discusses D'Agostino among other key folks in the field ... especially the guy in FL who does work in this for DARPA.
Special Forces guys are saying that many/most of their community is keto now.
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Is this the same as the Atkins Diet?
 
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TruVolFann said:
The Bama forums I've looked at they say they want Gruden here,but I think its tough talk from a scared lil boy, but they would hate Mullen here cause he could beat Sabah at UT.... What!!!!
How messed up is that

Also they really hate Fulmer Lmfao
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Lol Fulmer got them busted and beat them
 
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10ecVol said:
Yep! He exposes the Keto cannot be endurance athlete lies.
Re: your foot- I heard a Paleo doc say "Man was meant to walk most the time interspersed with running FROM something trying to kill him for short intervals or TOWARDS something he wants to kill for food".
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I stopped running after learning that the brains of longterm runners look comparable to boxers', due to the bouncing inside the cranium.
 
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Grand Vol said:
The Grude News, the morning edition. For those just joining us...

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The mini update since I've been busier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Oh my, things are heating up in the rumor world as we anticipated. Lots of chatter out there and even Basilio got a text from someone he allegedly trusts that Gruden is a done deal. Even mentioned it on his podcast. Now I don't know if that was a joke or what, but it seemed fairly serious or he was doing one hell of an acting job.

Swain continues to be full on believer.

It got so serious, even Volly went back to the pom pants. Folks, you know ish just got real when Volly is sporting the pom pants.

However, 99.84% of the forum disapproved of Coasty wearing pom pants after he posted a picture. Ape summed up the situation very succinctly with **** along with a post about a giraffe.

Multiple posters claim the deal was done Wednesday or early Thursday. Which could be odd since most of the the Olive Gardens I know don't stay open after midnight.

SFD set a new half marathon time record today when she was informed by Mister SFD out of the starting blocks there was breaking news on the Gruden front on Volnation. Being a complete non-quitter, she sprinted the entire race and grabbed the first cell phone she saw and logged in to get the news. Seeing nothing out of the ordinary, she did manage to get caught up on the latest even though being hounded by reporters.

Allegedly, Tee Martin has been contacted to gauge interest over a potential opening at UT.

The Night Shift © ® was unusually active last night with actual news instead of chasing Sasquatch. Whole lotta smoke there.

Lot of possible leaks out there and it's hard to sort the wheat from the chaff in this one. Much like 2012, a whole lot of newer folks are bringing tidbits of info to the table. Our "old reliable" posters are content to continue their steadfast dedication with the info they provided so far. But it's all kinds of quiet on the UT Admin and Gruden camp fronts. But many seem to think Sunday being a day of possible announcement on the coaching front.

In other news, Secret Service personnel state there will be no charges brought in the case of the crazy woman that broke through security and grabbed the President's phone in order to catch up on hews of her college team's coaching search. The President had been watching the ending to a half marathon when the time record was broken and the woman sprinted past the trophy line and grabbed the President's phone as he was about to Tweet out congratulations on her inspirational performance.

Secret Service spokesman stated "We understand there was no ill intent and she was searching for Grude, I mean, good news. The President was trying to congratulate her on her record performance when she grabbed his phone and logged into something called Vee In and started yelling 'what, no Beaver? Atlanta, why do you let me down?' She wasn't a threat and we don't see pursuing legal angles at this time since the situation will change...soon."

From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it..








(All information herein is specifically parody unless otherwise indicated by real posters or events)
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Excellent and realistic.
 
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Behr said:
It's unreal you think so many people believe Haslam is trying to, on purpose.
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Let me say this slow for ya.. All. Sides. Want. Gruden.

If Gruden doesn’t come, it’s not going to be because of Haslam. It will be because he turned us down. I think enough people have confirmed that.
 
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ClearwaterVol said:
40% up from a steady 20%

Hearing a few Bull Gators complain. They think Florida made overtures and was rebuffed by Gruden. They can't believe he chose UT over UF. I am still in a I'll see it when I believe it mode.
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You over that savage beating you took yesterday?
 
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Behr said:
This is part of the reason I say this thread is going to get really bad when this all starts happening. It will move so fast, it will be impossible to have any type of conversation. Will be frustrating.
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Then the social part just moves to the Zone!
 
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