Official Jon Gruden Thread 31

[volinjackson]

And Aseem Malhotra in the UK NHS (believe it or not).
Another leading cardiologist loudly shouting that eating fat is good and eating carbs is not.

We have been lied to. People have been blaming the butter for what the bread did.

 

[chargervol]

Oh, that's where my money went?

I thought Charger was getting even.

Thank you, Boca. :ermm:

Me take all of your money?




"Soon"

 

[Vols_Life]

Don't acknowledge the Mullen trolls, that is what they want...

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Prayers for you, knuck

Thanks brother.

 

[tbones0711]

I think he is on the radio in Trenton, TN and Dan Reaves name was mentioned in the OP. At least that's all I can recall.

Thanks for replying. I heard them say that on Basillo's podcast,(boosters at b-ball game), and remembered reading that post mentioning Agee and it clicked. Really hoping there's something to it besides another Grumor. Facts are like chicken's teeth about this.

 

[Behr]

TIFIW.

We will.

 

[Exiled]

I do believe in Gruden! I do believe in Gruden! I do! I do! I do!

 

[rocytop2624]

Sorry to hear that man. People can say what they want, but that ain't never a good thang.

Yeah that divorce diet is rough I lost 25 pounds going threw mine and there was people I work with that did the same.

 

[Volfan2112]

Depends on who you want to believe. Basillio is getting info from the Haslam side and Swain is getting info from other close sources that he won't name. Swain says Butch WON'T be back but Basillio is saying that Haslam wants to keep Butch if he can win out. Also, that the rumor of Gruden being gifted Haslam's private jet is to woo him to the Browns instead of Tennessee. Haslam appears to like Gruden for a coaching job but it may not be for the team in Knoxville.

This.

 

[tbones0711]

Dang, College Game Day is rocking in Coral Gables...just imagine what it will be like once they return to Rocky Top!

Soon!

I'm gonna fiqure out a way to throw rocks at 'em and not get caught after the way they been bashing UT. Not that we don't need it cause of Jones but they going overboard.IMO.

 

[Exiled]

Yeah that divorce diet is rough I lost 25 pounds going threw mine and there was people I work with that did the same.

Same here. Stress and trying to keep up with the boys aged 5-8 will melt the weight right off.

 

[ericberry4heisman]

It’s unreal how many people falsely believe that the Haslam’s are trying to ruin Tennessee football.

 

[apevol]

Lets get drunk, knuck

 

[jhcrane14]

There was a “Fire Butch Jones” sign at College GameDay today

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Lets get drunk, knuck

Done!

 

[spazzyvol]

I just don't see gruden going to that dumpster fire in Cleveland.

 

[johnsonbrewer]

Right on cue.... a "Fire Butch Jones sign on ESPN gameday

 

[BoweryGuy]

Ha! Dr. Dominic D'Agostino in Tampa- my brother knows him.
There's a bulletproof webinar. Google it. Great weightlifter/Keto believer.

Have you read the Outside Magazine article on keto from last year?
It's titled "Is the High-Fat, Low-Carb Ketogenic Diet Right For You?" and of course, available online.
That is the best article I've seen so far for handing someone who is interested in keto. Discusses D'Agostino among other key folks in the field ... especially the guy in FL who does work in this for DARPA.
Special Forces guys are saying that many/most of their community is keto now.

 

[apevol]

Done!

Hate to hear it fell apart, man.

 

[tennesseeduke]

My better half is from McMinn.

Shout out to McMinn from Tennesseeduke!

:loco:

Soon!

Tennesseeduke

 

[Exiled]

Done!

It'll get better. Will take time though.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

Hate to hear it fell apart, man.

**** happens.

 

[chetsteadman87]

Right on cue.... a "Fire Butch Jones sign on ESPN gameday

Segue for ESPN to break the story IMHO

 

[Grand Vol]

The Grude News, the morning edition. For those just joining us...

The mini update since I've been busier than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

Oh my, things are heating up in the rumor world as we anticipated. Lots of chatter out there and even Basilio got a text from someone he allegedly trusts that Gruden is a done deal. Even mentioned it on his podcast. Now I don't know if that was a joke or what, but it seemed fairly serious or he was doing one hell of an acting job.

Swain continues to be full on believer.

It got so serious, even Volly went back to the pom pants. Folks, you know ish just got real when Volly is sporting the pom pants.

However, 99.84% of the forum disapproved of Coasty wearing pom pants after he posted a picture. Ape summed up the situation very succinctly with **** along with a post about a giraffe.

Multiple posters claim the deal was done Wednesday or early Thursday. Which could be odd since most of the the Olive Gardens I know don't stay open after midnight.

SFD set a new half marathon time record today when she was informed by Mister SFD out of the starting blocks there was breaking news on the Gruden front on Volnation. Being a complete non-quitter, she sprinted the entire race and grabbed the first cell phone she saw and logged in to get the news. Seeing nothing out of the ordinary, she did manage to get caught up on the latest even though being hounded by reporters.

Allegedly, Tee Martin has been contacted to gauge interest over a potential opening at UT.

The Night Shift © ® was unusually active last night with actual news instead of chasing Sasquatch. Whole lotta smoke there.

Lot of possible leaks out there and it's hard to sort the wheat from the chaff in this one. Much like 2012, a whole lot of newer folks are bringing tidbits of info to the table. Our "old reliable" posters are content to continue their steadfast dedication with the info they provided so far. But it's all kinds of quiet on the UT Admin and Gruden camp fronts. But many seem to think Sunday being a day of possible announcement on the coaching front.

In other news, Secret Service personnel state there will be no charges brought in the case of the crazy woman that broke through security and grabbed the President's phone in order to catch up on news of her college team's coaching search. The President had been watching the ending to a half marathon when the time record was broken and the woman sprinted past the trophy line and grabbed the President's phone as he was about to Tweet out congratulations on her inspirational performance.

Secret Service spokesman stated "We understand there was no ill intent and she was searching for Grude, I mean, good news. The President was trying to congratulate her on her record performance when she grabbed his phone and logged into something called Vee In and started yelling 'what, no Beaver? Atlanta, why do you let me down?' She wasn't a threat and we don't see pursuing legal angles at this time since the situation will change...soon."

From the entire Volnation News Team, I'm Grand Vol and life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it..








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[knucklehead_vol]

It'll get better. Will take time though.

Hey...havent seen you in a while.