Official Jon Gruden Thread 31

[CountVolcula]

In Houston county near the lake people gather in the save a lot parking lot to make cell calls all the time. Lots of areas in rural Tennessee where there's very little cell coverage. U can get a signal in Erin though...

Truth

Between Waverly and Dover, I had to use Carrier Pigeons before to get out a message

 

[10ecVol]

This is very interesting. They don’t talk about carbs and heart disease in nursing school, just sat fats and such.

Directly attributable to Dr. Ancel Keys false report from the 60's that hand-picked populations to show what he wanted to show- low-fat, high carb diet is healthier. Goggle this BS. He also bullied and repressed any researchers who dared to disagree with him.
Hell, Lyndon Johnson is responsible for the initial push to eat fewer eggs. There was an egg shortage at one point during his term and he had his people push the "eat fewer eggs they are bad for you" idea to reduce demand. They lead Sheep to slaughter.

 

[djohnnyg]

I'm somewhere around 50% about something happening tomorrow. Instead of battered vol syndrome, it is battered Grudenite syndrome.

At this point if gruden isn't our coach I am done w him. He's had every opportunity to squash the grumours. ..and that's the least he could do for the fans he supposedly cares about. I still hope he comes...but if he doesn't. .he can go to hell.

 

[Boca Vol]

What happened at Burger King? Did they mess up his Whopper?

I hate it when they mess up the Whopper order...no mayo add mustard, damnit!

 

[knucklehead_vol]

At this point if gruden isn't our coach I am done w him. He's had every opportunity to squash the grumours. ..and that's the least he could do for the fans he supposedly cares about. I still hope he comes...but if he doesn't. .he can go to hell.

Dude..its coming.

 

[Behr]

I didn't start anything.

Lulz.


Mommy done got on your little ass and all you got to say is "he started it"?

 

[tnvols72]

This Matt Campbell of Iowa St is Butch 2.0 ball inside the 5 and never call a run play and the QB ends up throwing a pick to lose the game.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Too late *******s.


GTFO

Well, I am at work and this made me thirsty. Fortunately I have some IPAs in the fridge in my office.

 

[Boca Vol]

Trust me I am.

You need it. You've had a rough week. If cool heads prevail it will work out. Good luck!

 

[knucklehead_vol]

I hate it when they mess up the Whopper order...no mayo add mustard, damnit!

Of all the fast food I miss it may be the most whopper.

 

[UTK-PROMBA2014]

Every once and a while I have to take a peak outside this thread to remind myself how special it is. Just saw some dude recommend we look at the dude from Austin Peay. Now that should really get the fans excited and back on board. #soon

That’s just sad.

 

[VFLnSFD]

That’s just sad.

That's one way to bring Dale Jones back.

 

[knucklehead_vol]

You need it. You've had a rough week. If cool heads prevail it will work out. Good luck!

No worries and i was just being sarcastic. But thank you.

 

[rocytop2624]

Sir, are you lost?

I still like those orange pants!

 

[Boca Vol]

Lulz.


Mommy done got on your little ass and all you got to say is "he started it"?

Well, I could have gone with the GTFO or STFU but the wrath would have been intense.

 

[preacherwebb]

FU

 

[Boca Vol]

You have to work The List into one of your sermons!

 

[rocytop2624]

After the BK incident I can't see Jones playing JG.

whats that?

 

[Behr]

Well, I could have gone with the GTFO or STFU but the wrath would have been intense.

I'm belly laughing over here.

 

[esarmstrong]

At this point if gruden isn't our coach I am done w him. He's had every opportunity to squash the grumours. ..and that's the least he could do for the fans he supposedly cares about. I still hope he comes...but if he doesn't. .he can go to hell.

Man, lighten up. You sound like some spoiled brat that needs his hide tanned.

 

[preacherwebb]

Dude..its coming.

if johnnyboy wasn't already on the list, he'd just made it.
people need to chill ...
it's happening, that's why we say soooooon.

 

[Jake]

Where do you go to be out of cell service? They have a cell tower everywhere these days. Are you in Mississippi?:yes::yes:

Lol the western panhandle of Nebraska.

 

[Godfatha]

You have to work The List into one of your sermons!

There's the list to get into the Pearly Gates then there's Preacherwebbs list.

 

[Boca Vol]

I'm belly laughing over here.

Gotta know when to fold 'em when in an unwinnable situation.

 

[UTVolinExile]

Lol the western panhandle of Nebraska.

That'll do it.