Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

[apevol]

girls asleep, stomach hurts and my beers warm.
I'm bored..anybody got any ideas?

 

[Grand Vol]

girls asleep, stomach hurts and my beers warm.
I'm bored..anybody got any ideas?

Pour the warm beer on the girl. I bet your stomach stops hurting when she kicks your shins.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

girls asleep, stomach hurts and my beers warm.
I'm bored..anybody got any ideas?

Go walk through the house blindfolded & see if you don't stump your toe on a table leg.

 

[apevol]

both ideas are under consideration

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

girls asleep, stomach hurts and my beers warm.
I'm bored..anybody got any ideas?

Drink the beer warm. Europeans do it so it must be pretty cool.

 

[1972 Grad]

Drink the beer warm. Europeans do it so it must be pretty cool.

The English drink warm beer because they have Lucas refrigerators. Anyone who has ever owned an old MG, Triumph, or Jaguar will understand.

 

[apevol]

The English drink warm beer because they have Lucas refrigerators. Anyone who has ever owned an old MG, Triumph, or Jaguar will understand.

to hell with the english

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

The English drink warm beer because they have Lucas refrigerators. Anyone who has ever owned an old MG, Triumph, or Jaguar will understand.

Can't afford fancy cars like that.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

 

[VolStrom]

So what is the usual interval between shaves for you retirees? I used to shave every day, now I'm on a 3 to 4 day unless I have to go out into public.

 

[Grand Vol]

Ape disappeared all the sudden.

I wonder if he took my suggestion and she's trying to figure out where to hide the body?

 

[1972 Grad]

So what is the usual interval between shaves for you retirees? I used to shave every day, now I'm on a 3 to 4 day unless I have to go out into public.

Every other for me. If I go three, it becomes harder to cut cleanly without the blade dragging. I guess a new blade would help, but I make them last for awhile.

 

[VolStrom]

Every other for me. If I go three, it becomes harder to cut cleanly without the blade dragging. I guess a new blade would help, but I make them last for awhile.

You're cheap like me!

 

[NorthDallas40]

2020's pissed off sibling it seems like.

2020 be like...

 

[LouderVol]

So what is the usual interval between shaves for you retirees? I used to shave every day, now I'm on a 3 to 4 day unless I have to go out into public.

I cant shave every day. Doesnt matter what I use, do or prep, if I shave ever day I get bad rashes. Got to let a day in between.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

So what is the usual interval between shaves for you retirees? I used to shave every day, now I'm on a 3 to 4 day unless I have to go out into public.

I shave once a week .... mostly on Wednesday. Then I use a trimmer for the beard trim set on #2.

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

 

[ETV]

New parts for the engine build. @NorthDallas40
Has the N²O ports. Should I? Lol.

 

[RavinDave]

So what is the usual interval between shaves for you retirees? I used to shave every day, now I'm on a 3 to 4 day unless I have to go out into public.

I used to shave every day too, even for awhile after I “retired” and started my own business. But for the past couple years I hardly see anyone outside of truck drivers or FedEx clerks and I don’t bother shaving for them. If I could grow a decent beard I would but I‘m shaving once or twice a week just for the halibut.

 

[NorthDallas40]

New parts for the engine build. @NorthDallas40
Has the N²O ports. Should I? Lol.
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The question is never “should I” it’s always “how big a shot do I use”

 

[Carl Pickens]

Word has come out that longtime Dodger manager Tommy Lasorda has passed away today .....

Another sad day in major league baseball....

My best two friends (brothers) I had growing up lost their mom today. She was like my second mom as I practically grew up in their house.... sad day

 

[W.TN.Orange Blood]

My best two friends (brothers) I had growing up lost their mom today. She was like my second mom as I practically grew up in their house.... sad day

Sorry to hear that Carl. I had that happen to me a couple years back....It's sad that we grow old & have to leave this world w/family & friends behind.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Has anybody else wondered what it would have been like to have been born in canada rather than the US???

 

[Carl Pickens]

What I liked most about Lasorda was when he appeared many times on Johnny Carson's show. He would tell funny stories about different things happening in baseball & things of life in general. Hearing his stories made me like him a lot more than I did ..... I was a big Braves fan in those days.

Back in the 90’s a friend of his lived down the street from a good friend of mine.... about 3-4 times a year he’d come visit. He’d walk through the neighborhood and stop and talk to almost everyone. I always thought a lot of him after that because I knew he had millions and the neighborhood was a “starter home” type of place.... and he was just a guy when he’d come through.

 

[Carl Pickens]

Sorry to hear that Carl. I had that happen to me a couple years back....It's sad that we grow old & have to leave this world w/family & friends behind.

Yeah.... she was a tough one. Had four boys and me... I definitely had some good times growing up with that family. Lots of stories to tell