Official Gramps' Memorial Eternal OT Thread

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#54,754
DinkinFlicka said:
Not sure how it's not a real job. A lot of people make crazy livings doing that.
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I guess you can consider it a real job. I'm just saying the decentralized online porn industry has created a lot of stay at home online adult industry employees. It's amazing how many folks fund these lifestyles even for fat chicks.
 
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#54,757
Only an RV owner could appreciate my day. Went to pick up my motorhome from the storage lot and I couldn't get the receivers to work in my tow baseplate on the truck, brought the wrong ones and had to go back home. Went home and found them in the truck, had them all along, so went back to the motorhome and hooked everything up and the truck lights didn't work. Finally gave up and decided to drive without the lights for a couple miles home and then figure it out.
Pulled up to the gate and the remote didn't work, so I got out and punched in my code, and it said thanks code accepted but didn't open. Tried it several more times, no luck. Called the storage unit office, no answer, called a toll free number for their corporate office and talked to India. She explained how to enter my code, duh. Said she would call the on-site attendant, came back and said she got no answer and wanted to know if I needed any more help....wtf? So here I am trapped inside a secure storage lot wrapped in barbed wire. I call 911 and told them I was trapped. The police show up about 15 minutes later and we exchange ideas through the chain link fence. He tries the outside control, same response. Finally, he decided to climb through the end of the gate with me bending the crap out of it. After screwing around with it for a while and contemplating cutting the chain on it he found a trap door on the motor with a reset button, voilà we're free!
Drive home more than a little pissed and as I was across from my house I started to pull over to the curb to unhook my truck. Forgot about the kids across the street having their basketball goal hanging out over the curb and hit the rim and put a nice big scratch down the side.
What a day.
 
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Grand Vol said:
He promised there would be cupcakes...

He's a liar. All I saw were muffin tops.
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SpaceCoastVol said:
Here's a clip from a great late night interviewer... Kimmer/Fallon and all the rest can't carry his jock. The guy he is interviewing is very interesting as well. I'm sure ya'll 'think' you know the story...

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So in a sense..you are Frank? Really like that movie...Pan Am man

Seriously a top grade story
 
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SpaceCoastVol said:
Here's a clip from a great late night interviewer... Kimmer/Fallon and all the rest can't carry his jock. The guy he is interviewing is very interesting as well. I'm sure ya'll 'think' you know the story...

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You can really tell how dated that piece is by the fact one of the guests is stubbing out his cigarette after introducing himself lol
 
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VolStrom said:
Only an RV owner could appreciate my day. Went to pick up my motorhome from the storage lot and I couldn't get the receivers to work in my tow baseplate on the truck, brought the wrong ones and had to go back home. Went home and found them in the truck, had them all along, so went back to the motorhome and hooked everything up and the truck lights didn't work. Finally gave up and decided to drive without the lights for a couple miles home and then figure it out.
Pulled up to the gate and the remote didn't work, so I got out and punched in my code, and it said thanks code accepted but didn't open. Tried it several more times, no luck. Called the storage unit office, no answer, called a toll free number for their corporate office and talked to India. She explained how to enter my code, duh. Said she would call the on-site attendant, came back and said she got no answer and wanted to know if I needed any more help....wtf? So here I am trapped inside a secure storage lot wrapped in barbed wire. I call 911 and told them I was trapped. The police show up about 15 minutes later and we exchange ideas through the chain link fence. He tries the outside control, same response. Finally, he decided to climb through the end of the gate with me bending the crap out of it. After screwing around with it for a while and contemplating cutting the chain on it he found a trap door on the motor with a reset button, voilà we're free!
Drive home more than a little pissed and as I was across from my house I started to pull over to the curb to unhook my truck. Forgot about the kids across the street having their basketball goal hanging out over the curb and hit the rim and put a nice big scratch down the side.
What a day.
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Brother, I've had those days and it becomes a test of will.
Hope all your motorhome troubles for the season came today.
 
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The joke is on @Jackcrevol . I told him I was introducing him to my mom and introduced him to

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They've been inseparable ever since. Ms. Jenner says Jack rocks his/her/? world.
 
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#54,771
SpaceCoastVol said:
I still hate Purdue.
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I am pissed that only i liked this post. .and that more folks arent still pissed . I know the horse is glue. Burn the glue. Burn it.


VolStrom said:
Only an RV owner could appreciate my day. Went to pick up my motorhome from the storage lot and I couldn't get the receivers to work in my tow baseplate on the truck, brought the wrong ones and had to go back home. Went home and found them in the truck, had them all along, so went back to the motorhome and hooked everything up and the truck lights didn't work. Finally gave up and decided to drive without the lights for a couple miles home and then figure it out.
Pulled up to the gate and the remote didn't work, so I got out and punched in my code, and it said thanks code accepted but didn't open. Tried it several more times, no luck. Called the storage unit office, no answer, called a toll free number for their corporate office and talked to India. She explained how to enter my code, duh. Said she would call the on-site attendant, came back and said she got no answer and wanted to know if I needed any more help....wtf? So here I am trapped inside a secure storage lot wrapped in barbed wire. I call 911 and told them I was trapped. The police show up about 15 minutes later and we exchange ideas through the chain link fence. He tries the outside control, same response. Finally, he decided to climb through the end of the gate with me bending the crap out of it. After screwing around with it for a while and contemplating cutting the chain on it he found a trap door on the motor with a reset button, voilà we're free!
Drive home more than a little pissed and as I was across from my house I started to pull over to the curb to unhook my truck. Forgot about the kids across the street having their basketball goal hanging out over the curb and hit the rim and put a nice big scratch down the side.
What a day.
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I have days like this fairly often. I have to be able to maniacally laugh it off, knowing that i never should have expected anything to go well....or do some heavy lifting/heavy bag work/break some sheit/violence against men and machinery. It is in these moments i have learned that I am truly my own worst enemy, and that if luck is said to be "the union of preparedness and opportunity " then i must be the most ill prepared and inopportune mofo on 2 legs because i have the opposite of luck.
 
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Weezer said:
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There are at LEAST 3 videos recorded by news organizations and talk shows with Michelle Obamas junk swinging around in perfect male motion just like this. Undeniable visual evidence of her penis. She is a hermaphrodite, transsexual, or just a cross dressing dude. Then theres the video of Liz in hollywood talking drunkly to cameras about our gay president (Obama was prez) she says "everyone in Hollywood knows that "

Edit: btw...thats disgusting ^^^^ dont care what 2 consenting adults do in their own bedrooms...but i dont wanna see that crap, hear about it, nada.
 
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Somebody loan me some bank...I wanna a Blackhawk



And yes..I wanna upgrade with the dirt bike attachment ..Not a CR-250 or KTM or whatever that is...but Yamaha 2-Stroke Blue Smoking SOB...Ah heck who am I kidding, I would fall like my hero..Screen Shot 2022-06-20 at 5.20.09 PM.png
 
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