Official Bad Jerry Writes Your Obituary Thread.

#27
#27
Sparty is dead......you loved the bball forum, and was saving to get fake tits to suck on. Simple logic is get a chick, but not to you, you wanted your own personal pair. Here's to the devil giving you a set, suck away my friend.....R.I.P.
 
#36
#36
EG is dead......we started mortal enemies, and evolved into immortal enemies. We warned you about inter species erotica, but you were convinced you could take on that elephant. Have fun at that big Roach motel in the sky.....R.I.P.
 
#38
#38
Tex is dead.....we were gonna gf swap, but you gave up sex, and I banged 2 chicks. Some would call what you did romantic, I would call it poocee whipped. Here's to banging hot chicks in hell....R.I.P.
 
#39
#39
EG is dead......we started mortal enemies, and evolved into immortal enemies. We warned you about inter species erotica, but you were convinced you could take on that elephant. Have fun at that big Roach motel in the sky.....R.I.P.

:thumbsup: Glad you left before the elephant played the pitcher. That would have been an obituary that would have really tarnished my image in my families eyes.
 
#44
#44
OD is dead.....you gave us many Lulz, with your stories. You had the makings of a legend, To bad you turned out to be one racist SOB.....R.I.P.
 
#46
#46
Webb is dead......you kept us riveted, waiting on your every post. You pimped many hoes, some of which had teeth. Aliens abducted you and gave you many pills. You were white, and a brilliant mind.....R.I.P.
 
#47
#47
Webb is dead......you kept us riveted, waiting on your every post. You pimped many hoes, some of which had teeth. Aliens abducted you and gave you many pills. You were white, and a brilliant mind.....R.I.P.

Lol @ some of which had teeth.
 
#49
#49
TFG is dead.....his reacharound, M4M fetish was insatiable. We told him Craigslist was a bad idea, now he is someones stuffed play toy. Stashed in a basement, covered in cobwebs and man gravy.....R.I.P.
 
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