Official Bad Jerry Writes Your Obituary Thread.

[Unknown Muppet]

BJ has decided to write the obituaries for Zoners. Here is a place for everyone to view them in one convenient spot.

 

[KappinSpaulding]

There may not be enough stars for this thread once it gets rolling.

 

[Slydell]

I don't need one. I'm going to live forever. Thanks, anyway.

 

[rockytop114]

I will need one

 

[OtterFH]

"Bad Jerry passed away, and preceded by his life partner Johnny Majors the poster"

 

[BadJerry20]

114 is dead.....you brought much joy to the zone, your crazy antics will be cherished forever. One last shout out!....R.I.P.

 

[Behr]

"Goon Squad" needs one.

 

[BadJerry20]

Fappy is dead.....your and Bald Bikers thread made us all ashamed, you came back for redemption alas it's too late.....R.I.P.

 

[BadJerry20]

Sly....like a true master of the world you can never die....

 

[KappinSpaulding]

Fappy is dead.....your and Bald Bikers thread made us all ashamed, you came back for redemption alas it's too late.....R.I.P.

I told you already. I can't die. I just rise from the ashes. btw, I'm pretty sure that thread is what got me banned form VN at work.

 

[BadJerry20]

I told you already. I can't die. I just rise from the ashes. btw, I'm pretty sure that thread is what got me banned form VN at work.

Shoulda got you banned from life

 

[BadJerry20]

Slice is dead.....the thread creating attention whore, with the wife that undressed me with her eyes. Don't worry we shall push forward without you......R.I.P.

 

[KappinSpaulding]

Shoulda got you banned from life

someone needs to go refill your meds before you find a clock tower.

 

[BadJerry20]

Gonna a couple to their proper place.

 

[BadJerry20]

Behr is dead......when we first crossed paths I thought you were a chick, now I know you are definitely a tranny......R.I.P.

 

[BadJerry20]

Gonzo is dead......I remember when you were just a nose, trying to hump peoples legs. You have grown into a real life zoner and done us all proud.....R.I.P.

 

[Behr]

Behr is dead......when we first crossed paths I thought you were a chick, now I know you are definitely a tranny......R.I.P.

Dammit. You are at least the third person that thought I was a chick.

I wish I was.

 

[BadJerry20]

Goon Squad is dead.....TRM, Gonzo and my creation. You were made to chase away noobs, but only alters appear now. I blame Behrs poor leadership.....R.I.P.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Gonzo is dead......I remember when you were just a nose, trying to hump peoples legs. You have grown into a real life zoner and done us all proud.....R.I.P.

Brought a tear to me eye reading it.

 

[BadJerry20]

Heart is dead....cotton candy and all dat azz, though I have a theory you are in fact an old man, that was posting your granddaughters pics. Which is all kinds of creepy.....R.I.P.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

VIF dominates the obit writing, IMO.

 

[BadJerry20]

Dammit. You are at least the third person that thought I was a chick.

I wish I was.

I still think you are honestly.

 

[OtterFH]

GOB died by donkey show

 

[Spartacavolus]

Dammit. You are at least the third person that thought I was a chick.

I wish I was.

I would suck my own tits all the time.

 

[Escape Goat]

BJ has decided to write the obituaries for Zoners. Here is a place for everyone to view them in one convenient spot.

I might regret this.... But go for it BJ