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#33
#33
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."¿ He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"¿ Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, " There's nothing wrong with them Sir. They look fine"¿ The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly " Thank you very much, that was wonderful. Now listen very closely: Are-my-test- results-back?
 
#37
#37
Baiting a field for hunting is to put out food, salt, et al to attract your prey animals in season. Not sporting or fair to others, I'm OK with banning this practice. However, if you plant a field with millet and harvest it just before dove season opens, well, that doves are attracted to this field is just a coincidence.
 
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