Notice of Trial: Behr vs Souce

#77
#77
You know, come to think of it, Behr was the first Zoner to reply to one of my earliest posts…
 
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#80
newokie03 said:
Isn't there supposed to be judge? I nominate @McDad
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#87
To the jury. I know my client is annoying. He steals gifs. He doesn't answer questions. He loves heavy-set women. The prosecution is alleging a Felony for bringing TinMan to the Zone. Did they offer up solid proof? No. The only thing they offered up was a statement from TinMan. The same TinMan who gets confused about mascots. The same TinMan who gets confused watching reruns of football games. The same TinMan who makes incorrect statements all the time. Who is to say that TinMan did not make another mistake. To the jurors, raise your hand if TinMan has made a mistake before (all raise their hands). Are you sure beyond a reasonable doubt that he did not make another one when he said Souce brought him to the Zone. The defense rests.
 
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WestTennesseeFox said:
To the jury. I know my client is annoying. He steals gifs. He doesn't answer questions. He loves heavy-set women. The prosecution is alleging a Felony for bringing TinMan to the Zone. Did they offer up solid proof? No. The only thing they offered up was a statement from TinMan. The same TinMan who gets confused about mascots. The same TinMan who gets confused watching reruns of football games. The same TinMan who makes incorrect statements all the time. Who is to say that TinMan did not make another mistake. To the jurors, raise your hand if TinMan has made a mistake before (all raise their hands). Are you sure beyond a reasonable doubt that he did not make another one when he said Souce brought him to the Zone. The defense rests.
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That's a whole lot of stuff to say Rusty ain't smart!

Oh lawd, Rusty!!
 
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#94
#94
WestTennesseeFox said:
To the jury. I know my client is annoying. He steals gifs. He doesn't answer questions. He loves heavy-set women. The prosecution is alleging a Felony for bringing TinMan to the Zone. Did they offer up solid proof? No. The only thing they offered up was a statement from TinMan. The same TinMan who gets confused about mascots. The same TinMan who gets confused watching reruns of football games. The same TinMan who makes incorrect statements all the time. Who is to say that TinMan did not make another mistake. To the jurors, raise your hand if TinMan has made a mistake before (all raise their hands). Are you sure beyond a reasonable doubt that he did not make another one when he said Souce brought him to the Zone. The defense rests.
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Objection. Prematurely posted.
 
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