Notice of Trial: Behr vs Souce

[Behr]

I'll freely admit, WTF is the best lawyer I've ever had the pleasure of working with.

I'm not sure she knows what she's doing. She's buried you as far as what I've accused you of. Buried.

 

[Tin Man]

Oh oh. ORB has been summoned. It’s gonna hit the fan, now…

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

But my reason for the trial in the first place is your client invited the person that does all that to the Zone and deserves punishment.

It seems you agree your client is guilty but deserves no punishment. Is that correct?

Your witness testified to that. My client pleads the fif since he don't answer questions.

I find your witness to be unreliable and prone to making inaccurate statements. That is reasonable doubt.

 

[Tin Man]

I'm not sure she knows what she's doing. She's buried you as far as what I've accused you of. Buried.

Duh. That’s why Zoners gonna find him not guilty.

 

[Souce]

I'm not sure she knows what she's doing. She's buried you as far as what I've accused you of. Buried.

I have confidence in her tactics and skills.

 

[Tin Man]

Your witness testified to that. My client pleads the fif since he don't answer questions.

I find your witness to be unreliable and prone to making inaccurate statements. That is reasonable doubt.

Hey now, if I’m a witness, I’d rather be yours.

 

[Behr]

Your witness testified to that. My client pleads the fif since he don't answer questions.

I find your witness to be unreliable and prone to making inaccurate statements. That is reasonable doubt.

^^^^^^^That's the reason your stupid client is on trial.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Hey now, if I’m a witness, I’d rather be yours.

You are Behr's star witness. Behr is trusting his entire case on your testimony.

Still confident about winning @Behr?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

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I watched this a couple of weeks ago. Had never seen and started it on a lark. Pretty good story.

 

[Behr]

You are Behr's star witness. Behr is trusting his entire case on your testimony.

Still confident about winning @Behr?

yes, you're doing all my work for me.

 

[Tin Man]

12 Crazy Zoners > 12 Angry Men

 

[Tin Man]

All who wish to render a verdict of not guilty, raise your hand.

 

[joevol33]

I’ve been described as loquacious, though nobody comes close to @joevol33 for sheer volume of posts.

I'm not on trial!

 

[Tin Man]

I'm not on trial!

Neither am I.

 

[joevol33]

I vote death penalty, to be carried out immediately. Lethal injection of fake Pillsbury desserts as means of accomplishment.

 

[VolNExile]

I vote death penalty, to be carried out immediately. Lethal injection of fake Pillsbury desserts as means of accomplishment.

You forgot the canned chili!

 

[Behr]

I submit to the Zoners that souces "Lawyer" has been arguing his case for 3 pages and has mocked me and this court, and has ignored the charges.

She has used my evidence as evidence to prove her client is guilty. She has made a mockery of this entire system. That alone is evidence of her being a legal participant in the Zone, but it also shows souces guilt.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I'm not even done presenting my defense!

 

[Behr]

I'm not even done presenting my defense!

What are you defending?

 

[joevol33]

You forgot the canned chili!

We can throw those at him while he suffers

 

[joevol33]

What are you defending?

Why is she defending? The zone is not a democracy, it's mob rule!

 

[YankeeVol]

I'm not on trial!

Not right now...

 

[YankeeVol]

What are you defending?

I'm more interested in what she's presenting

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

I think it's mercifully time for closing arguments. Do you want to go first, Behr?

 

[theFallGuy]

burn him at the stake