New night shift thread

#1,352
#1,352
Dudleys87 said:
Seen this ole boy do a line off the hood of a 2500 chevy pickup. Jump off the balcony into the pool in January. True story.
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Hahaha!!! Which state? I'm picturing you jumping off the 4th story balcony in Panama City beach landing into a pool full of law abiding citizens.
 
#1,364
#1,364
Escape Goat said:
I can't believe I'm typing this.... But.... What does heroin make you feel like Rucker?
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Reeeeeeaaaaaalllllyyyyy grooooooovy brother. Mix it with pot and meth and your brain really does sizzle like those eggs in that stupid commercial. I just thank God he saved me while I still had a few functioning neurons left..
 
#1,367
#1,367
I kid around on here but I do really live right now. I can't stand those milk toast effete preachers that nobody can relate to.
 
#1,369
#1,369
Ulysees E. McGill said:
Reeeeeeaaaaaalllllyyyyy grooooooovy brother. Mix it with pot and meth and your brain really does sizzle like those eggs in that stupid commercial. I just thank God he saved me while I still had a few functioning neurons left..
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Glad you shaped up. Many folks fall game to that junk.
 
#1,372
#1,372
I really dont like the folks that damn me to hell without knowing my name.

I was at a county fair one day with the GF at the time. Im walking down the street minding my own damn business and this fella stops me. The first question out of his mouth is "are you sure your going to heaven?" Yes sir, im sure. Well, How do you know? Because sir, I believe in my lord and savor and have been saved. He asked me a few more questions by this point I have become irritated because I can tell by the body language he thinks im full of BS. As he starts to go his way, I as politely as I can say "are you sure you are going to heaven?". He proceeds to studder. Now, what gives you the right to ask me and make sure my answers are satisfactory but when the tide is turned you give me jiberish. Sorry, some things just get under my skin....
 
#1,373
#1,373
You said tide Dudley. I'm disappointed.


Good news bro. I tore my rotator cuff. Doctor said I can't life over 15 lbs at work. Shhhheeeeeiiittttt. I got it made.
 
#1,374
#1,374
Dudleys87 said:
I really dont like the folks that damn me to hell without knowing my name.

I was at a county fair one day with the GF at the time. Im walking down the street minding my own damn business and this fella stops me. The first question out of his mouth is "are you sure your going to heaven?" Yes sir, im sure. Well, How do you know? Because sir, I believe in my lord and savor and have been saved. He asked me a few more questions by this point I have become irritated because I can tell by the body language he thinks im full of BS. As he starts to go his way, I as politely as I can say "are you sure you are going to heaven?". He proceeds to studder. Now, what gives you the right to ask me and make sure my answers are satisfactory but when the tide is turned you give me jiberish. Sorry, some things just get under my skin....
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I wish more people knew how to spread the gospel without making folks feel like this. It is sad.
 
#1,375
#1,375
Escape Goat said:
How's tha family brosef?
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Really good, my grandfather especially. I just recently shared a few boxes of pizza with him. He had to drink water, or soda due to his meds. Funny thing though, he snuck a few sips of beer. Far be it from me to tell a WWII Vet "NO". After all the man is one of my heros.
 
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