New night shift thread

[Escape Goat]

If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.

Things that make you go hmm

 

[COOKEVOL]

Lol

Probably just the small hands makes them seem larger.

 

[COOKEVOL]

If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.

 

[SamRebel35]

If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.

Irate does not even begin to describe the feeling.

 

[COOKEVOL]

Irate does not even begin to describe the feeling.

Fuming.

 

[Escape Goat]

I think I would shoot him.

 

[COOKEVOL]

It's funny that pirates were always going around searching for treasure, and they never realized that the real treasure was the fond memories they were creating.

 

[Escape Goat]

What on earth are you reading from?

 

[COOKEVOL]

What on earth are you reading from?

Lol. Jack Handy's Deep Thoughts

 

[COOKEVOL]

I think I would shoot him.

You're a hard ass.

 

[Escape Goat]

You're a hard ass.

In that scenario, you were trying to kill him anyway.

 

[COOKEVOL]

In that scenario, you were trying to kill him anyway.

Maybe, but you don't play. Right to the point for you.

 

[Escape Goat]

I personally don't own a horse. And if I did, I wouldn't drag anyone behind it.

But if I did, I would drink dos Equis

 

[COOKEVOL]

I personally don't own a horse. And if I did, I wouldn't drag anyone behind it.

But if I did, I would drink dos Equis

Sam disappeared again. Somewhere a cat is being harassed by a sausage.

 

[Escape Goat]

Sam disappeared again. Somewhere a cat is being harassed by a sausage.

lol: Forgot about that.

 

[Escape Goat]

We have Mexican, Chinese, and Italian foods. WTF do Russians eat?

 

[COOKEVOL]

We have Mexican, Chinese, and Italian foods. WTF do Russians eat?

Mind=blown

 

[Escape Goat]

I think they eat raw beets. Mystery solved

 

[COOKEVOL]

I think they eat raw beets. Mystery solved

Bleeech!

 

[Escape Goat]

Mind=blown

Lol

 

[Escape Goat]

Bleeech!

Hope that kid gets the death penalty

 

[COOKEVOL]

Hope that kid gets the death penalty

The bomber? Not sure if Massachusetts has it; however, the case may go to federal court and then it's open season.

 

[Escape Goat]

The bomber? Not sure if Massachusetts has it; however, the case may go to federal court and then it's open season.

It will be federal.

 

[COOKEVOL]

It will be federal.

Probably so, especially since it will be a terrorism charge.

 

[SamRebel35]

Sam disappeared again. Somewhere a cat is being harassed by a sausage.

That's how I do it home boy! Gots to stab the kitty with the sausage.